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Re: Answers & Questions

A. He's earnest, but pretentious.

Q. So the next film in the Earnest series has Ernest winning the lottery and attempting to become high-class. What are we gonna call it?

A: You realize, of course, that this means war.

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Q. Mr Stallone ! Mr Stallone ! Brock Hunter KLBS News, can you please tell the audience at home why you removed all the snow from Aspen, Colorado and used it to make ice sculptures and snowmen of political figures that kids are then able to pay $1 to destroy with tools, guns and flame throwers ?

 

A. John Kerry does not look like that.

Q. Mr. Clinton! Brock Hunter KLBS News, any comment on this photo we have of you and Mr. Kerry sharing a jacuzzi in the Bahama?

A. To be perfectly honest, what I'm really thinking about are dollar signs.

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Q: Do we have to spend the entire evening hearing you go off on how your ex abused you?

 

A: It's too stiff for a comfortable ride.

 

Doc

Q: So what's the problem with your stegosaurus skin bike seat-cover?

A: It'll explode if anyone but me turns it on.

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Q: Where are you going with those big ears, and fake duck beak?

 

A: I was once a treehouse

Q: so you think this odd skin condition of yours is due to what?

A: It's my party and I'll rant if I want to!

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Q: Why did the Soviet Union fail to win any cheerleading contests?

 

A: Its how the orange slayed the rake.

Q: Why is there orange-scented napalm allover the place? And why haven't you raked the leaves yet?

A: I'm Going To Disney Land!

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Q. What is the last thing Congress and the Senate want to hear after they have all been turned into fish by DEMON ?

 

A. Bonedaddy's amusing anecdotes about the Wheelchair catapults

Q. The Wheelchair Coalition is calling for Zornwill's head on a platter! What did he tell them?

A: You can't think with your clothes on.

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Q. Zornwil forgot his lunch... does anybody have something they can share with him?

 

A. A lass, pour your Rick. Eye new hymn, whore ratio.

Q. The incantation to summom a mad Dane goes how?

A. I want to kill her, really, but it would just mean I'd have to do her job and mine.

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Q: Starlord, Why are you wearing your wife's clothes?

 

A: It's not real long.

Q: So tell me Tim. how is that list of times you've actually won anything against Starlord?

A. There's a black kitty dozing in a sunbeam over here.

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Q. What do you mean you went into politics to improve your mental health?

 

A. I have a secret to tell, from my electrical well.

Q. MightBec, what are you doing in that hole with Rachel's and Kara's diaries? And did I mention they had it wired?

A. I feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty! I Feel Pretty, and Witty and Bright!

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A: Nine naked men just walking down the road

A: I am a Bitch, I am nothing but a Bitch, and you will appreciate it!

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Q. So triple headed beast of Zorg what dost thou need for thy conquest of e-mail message boards ?

 

A. The depths of perfection

Q. So, Rebecca, how would you describe your daughter?

A. But it's allmost time for me to get to work!

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Q. Oh look dear, haven't you've just given birth to the anti-Christ ?

 

A. You'll find us all doing the Lambeth walk

Q. How do you stay in shape between gaming sessions?

A. I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! I can have an Avatar! (if I can find a pic small enough!)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

have you ever noticed how loverly a warm autumn day can seem when you spent the day before trapped, sick in your bed? How much nicer it is to be outside when you didn't have that option the day before? How strange and wonderfull it all seems, as if you've seen it just for the first time?

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Except in Iowa

Q. It's legal to marry a consenting duck where?

A. a string of red, a candle pink, and all the things to make you think.

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Q. Oh Goody ! How many of your ribs do I get to break with this hammer ?

 

A. The Dreaded Beer of Olde Boston Town

A. Three empty Coke cans, the Taco Bell Chihuahua and a Dream Journal.

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Q. What article indentified it as Paris Hilton's torture chamber ?

 

A. Like a Honda at a Harley bar.

A. We have a tool for that.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

And one more...

We're playing Mechwarrior, standard gaming configuration, drinks and snacks intermixed with dice and character sheets. The GM is describing the battle we're about to plunge into, not a pretty one, we're outnumbered badly and stand a good chance of losing. The GM asks our leader for his plan, to which, the player, who has just knocked over his soda onto his character sheet , replies "I wet my Mech!" Is that what they call alternate realities paralleling each other?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

And I'm suprised John T. didn't post this one, since he's the one who did this (I think)

Many moon ago, we were putting together Champions character for a new campaign, and the GM asked Jack, who was buiding a Brick with some Mentalist powers to describe the special effects for his characters powers. Jack replies with "By the Powers of my mind I can make myself incredably dense."

To which John follows up with "Duh." (the kind of noise a less than average intelligence person makes when their thinking REALLY HARD.)

We all fell out, and we never let Jack live it down.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

This happened to the same group I inflicted "Wallace" on...

Slim, the elf street samurai is trying to finigle some information from a pair of Trolls who had maybe 1 point of intelligence between the two of them (sometimes stereotypes are FUN!)

Slim " so do you know the name of the guy who was in here last night"

Troll looks puzzled, confers with his brother, turn back to Slim and replies "Yes"

Slim "Can you tell me his name?"

Troll looks puzzled, confers with his brother, turn back to Slim and replies "No"

this goes for several minutes, with Slims frustration obviously mounting. Finally he bribes them with "Stuffers" (ie: Shadowrun junk food) to get the info he needs, but most of the fun was the GM watching the player trying to come up with the right questions to ask. Occasionally I enjoy being sadistic.

Re: I' m in a philosophical mood tonight.

MMmm, that is a tough one..

Crimson Aura - well, considering she's half demon herself, she could easiely become a bad guy if there weren't any to fight! I think she'd have a hard time accepting a "Utopian" world because somewhere in the back of her mind she would suspect it was just someone way of controlling/enslaving everyone (ala "Brave New World")

Starry Knight - she had the chance to be in on the ground floor of the creation of a new nation, and knows that taking care of everyone isn't easy. But since she's also a singer/exotic dancer, she'd love to spend her time singing, dancing and spending time with her recently reunited with husband.

Blaze - she didn't start out to fight crime, just to gain fame and fortune for herself. Her morality lead her to oppose villians, but in their absence, she'd still be out for herself.

Mmm, it would seem that a character who was in the game just to fight crime would probably have it rough in a perfect world. Most of my heros were such by necessity, not choice (probably some sort of reflection of my own physche) and would continue to have things to do if all the villians in the world were gone.

Re: Wwycd? #97

While reading the newspaper one morning' date=' you find something shocking in the comics section: some smartass has created a comic strip featuring an EXTREMELY unflattering characture of you. Disgusted, you toss the comics in the trash. As if you're not incensed/depressed enough already, a certain segment of the population starts publicly mocking you and the offending comic strip soon becomes so popular it's slated to be published as its own comicbook. What do you do?[/quote']

 

 

Gwen (the Fairy from never Land): Confused and extremely hurt. (I imagine the comic would be making fun of her naive and lack of understanding of the world around her)

She would probably try to track the creator down and try to ask why he would do such a thing. If it was all in the "to make money baby" deal. She would either punch him or cry.... maybe both...lol..

 

Anything that hurts someone just for money she does not understand (bear in mind she came from a place where money had no meaning) So it really doesn't make any sense to her expect pure cruelty which makes them a bad guy expect he is human so she has to be careful with him or she'll hurt him... hmmm.. Maybe ask Mystical Cloak Wearing Lady (the group Psychic) what she would do....

 

~Amused~