Re: Answers & Questions
[A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears
Q: How do you know that there is a God?
A: Nails, Nuns, and a can of Coke.
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
Our Frozen Specialty, Turd on a stick, is very good tonight! How many may I bring???
NT: Signs that your meal might have not been fully cooked.
Re: Answers & Questions
A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us.
Q: Does anybody know why the the HAmster just exploded?
A: Red, blue, green, and a bologna sandwich.
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A: C'mon, what's a little cannibalism among friends? Err...
Q: What did Captain Maggot say to Dead Man.
A: I never knew you were a bleeder!
Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat
OK Super-Spies here is your set-up. The year is 1945 and you are in Hiroshima Japan...
NT: Signs that there may be a traitor in your party.
Re: Answers & Questions
A: You go ahead and awaken the Dark God. I'll just go make coffee. he's gonna need some.
Q: Want to call Cthulhu?
A: I can't believe it splattered like that.
Re: Answers & Questions
A: Pirates of the Bathtub
Q: What my wife calls it when the children poop during bath time
A: forty midgets and a case of turtle wax
Re: Answers & Questions
A:Wolverine impaled Dr. Evil with a pitchfork
Q: Why did the drink of water flow out onto the floor?
A: Vultures and carnivorous snails.
Re: Answers & Questions
A: I think so, but you'll have to paint all the hamsters this time.
Q:Honey.....will you have time to de-tick the Aardvaark?
A: Mucous the Madman did it.