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Uber

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  1. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? A Spaceman came Calling -Chris de Burgh
  2. Re: Answers & Questions A: Opiates are the faith of the people. Q: What is the name of the new Rolling Stones Album? A: When your toupee moves.
  3. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Brainiac Twenty-Toe NT: Things to do with your toes on a rainy day
  4. Re: Answers & Questions [A: Kevin Federline was awarded custody over Britney Spears Q: How do you know that there is a God? A: Nails, Nuns, and a can of Coke.
  5. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Our Frozen Specialty, Turd on a stick, is very good tonight! How many may I bring??? NT: Signs that your meal might have not been fully cooked.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just another sign that the Apocalypse is upon us. Q: Does anybody know why the the HAmster just exploded? A: Red, blue, green, and a bologna sandwich.
  7. Re: Answers & Questions A: C'mon, what's a little cannibalism among friends? Err... Q: What did Captain Maggot say to Dead Man. A: I never knew you were a bleeder!
  8. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OK Super-Spies here is your set-up. The year is 1945 and you are in Hiroshima Japan... NT: Signs that there may be a traitor in your party.
  9. Re: Answers & Questions A: You go ahead and awaken the Dark God. I'll just go make coffee. he's gonna need some. Q: Want to call Cthulhu? A: I can't believe it splattered like that.
  10. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Forrest Gump say to Lt. Dan after he found out he had been "With" Jenny. A: Stand or die. A: I think it moved
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Algea man
  12. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you have for breakfast after the party? A: Rubber pants
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat OH CRAP---NO you didn't MATH IS HARD The 2/3 Green Club now NT: Wonder Womans secret Dreams
  14. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Psybolt--you forgot the new topic NT: Wonder Womans secret Dreams
  15. Re: Answers & Questions A: Pirates of the Bathtub Q: What my wife calls it when the children poop during bath time A: forty midgets and a case of turtle wax
  16. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Tick......just think about it. NT: Other names that could have been used for the Fantastic Four
  17. Re: Answers & Questions A: The rifles say you are Q: Why do you think I'm going through the door first? A: Dutch Elm Disease
  18. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The streroid scandal will take it's toll on the mascots NT: Mascots you waould like to see?
  19. Re: Answers & Questions A:Wolverine impaled Dr. Evil with a pitchfork Q: Why did the drink of water flow out onto the floor? A: Vultures and carnivorous snails.
  20. Re: Answers & Questions A: I think so, but you'll have to paint all the hamsters this time. Q:Honey.....will you have time to de-tick the Aardvaark? A: Mucous the Madman did it.
  21. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Flounder--THe Musical NT: Title Songs from movies that never made the big screen
  22. Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Sugar Nipples-The other White Meat
  23. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Hulk say when he went to New Orleans A: that really itches.
  24. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Meat Puppet
  25. Re: Answers & Questions Q:The illegetimate triplets that George Bush never new he had A: Cellulite as deep as moon craters.
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