No City on the Edge this week - I was working and nobody else wrote down any memorable lines.
Jasmine/3's player : "Why is there a pair of sunglasses in the fridge?"
Sundog GM & The Gunney's player simultaneously : "Someone wanted be cool"
And the less said about spells like Giacomo's Guaranteed Climax the better.
30 Seconds Over Kingdom City - Part Deux
Last 13 seconds of the campaign - 3 hours of play. Vitus has just knocked the undead Doctor Destroyer off the map. If we can keep him busy until the geomantic cannon fires, multiple realities will be saved.
Vitus fails to duplicate his initial success. Destroyer's dead eyes gleam within his broken helmet, and his raises his gauntlets to respond.
Destroyer : "You missed. My turn."
Destroyer missed too.
Vitus : "I'ld respond with an appropriate gesture, but my hands are busy"
The Spectre ran off to get the Sky-Spectre. An armoured, invisible, supertech-airship. He plans to run it into Destroyer at a little under the speed of sound.
Setting up a to-scale hit on Destroyer.... the photo evidence
That little black blob is Destroyer. Another less blurry photo photo here
Me : "Let me know when the airship is incoming, so Vitus can use the worse curse he knows."
Orca's player : "Up yours?"
Me : "'Oh, the humanity'" Destroyer is hit so hard he's flung the length of the street. It took a hatfull of dice to calculate the damage.
Void OOC : "Isn't the Storm Lord's corporate building at the end of that street?"
Storm Lord's player : "It was."
Me : "Hey, I just realised - the airship really is a Mile-high Club!"
Spectre's player : *looks at me blankly*
Me : *mimes baseball swing* "WHACK!!!"
We survived, to my considerable surprise.
Epilogue scenes - Vitus, hospitalised with skull fractures and multiple aneurysms ( a headlock from a particularly annoyed Doctor Destroyer, followed up by the withdrawal symptoms of a hugely dangerous mutagen, will do that to you). Jasmine and the Spectre in Antarctica punching the snot out of the latter's father. Orca rebuilding his father's organisation - no, no the Nazi party, the other one. The Gunney gets half of Kingdom City named after him. Void explores ever more distant universes, becoming less and less human until one day he simply doesn't return, leaving his pregnant girlfriend on Earth. Mister E Magister keeps his promise to help Vitus on his endless search for his lost homeworld, Aura. And Felicity, with her Luck powers, inherits the missing-presumed-eaten-by-Outer-God Storm Lord's corporation and more importantly, finally gets laid.
Mathy: Well, you are the ranking officer on the ship.
Xeralia: Ranking officer? I'm the janitor!
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GM: You hear clucking. Smug, evil clucking.
Xeralia (OOC): I don't care if it is someone's pet, I'm killing that damned chicken!
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and our GMs most used quote tonight
GM: Will the peanut gallery please shut up?!
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Driev (OOC): You're in an odd mood today, what happened?
Me (OOC): Nyquil and Red Bull.
(before you ask, yes, I did get that from ventriloquist Jeff Dunham)
New Hero reacted to Drhoz in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...