Contents of a wizard house....

[Susano]

(found this laying around on the old hard-drive. Thought I'd share. This was not written by me.)

 

This is a "List of Stuff" I found in one of Nathan's RPG notebooks. He doesn't really remember the circumstances around the game it originated in; it was long ago and far away. I think he mentioned it was stuff found in a wizard's cluttered workshop. At any rate, he's kept it this long, and it's starting to get tattered, so I'm typing it out, and I thought I might as well share it with you... (this is pretty much verbatim, spelling mistakes and all)

 

(Actually Nate now tells me this was from a Stormbringer game, found in a house which was located on a "rift" into the "multiverse".)

 

Petrified Bantha Pudoo

Elenbar steel ingot (7)

Green Metal

Blue Blade Long Sword

AT&D calling card

Cordless Phone

Instant water (5)

Bermuda shorts

"Nerdstar" Operator's Manual

H.Z.-Pakerd 2-function Calculator

Bike Lite

Bottle Kok-a-Kola (4)

B&W TV 12"

Plastic Chess Set

Somy Walkwomon w/Headphones

A "I Saw The Universe Flushed" T-shirt

Penthost Magazin -Issues-

"Mysshala Nude" & interviews & articles

"Morgana & Arthur" & cartoons & articles

"Sodom & Gammora" & articles and subscription form

(7) Blue Bannanna Peels (Very Slippery)

Wishbone (Chicken's)

Wishbone (Lizard's)

Brass Ring

Pencil

Workwist the Twisted's Torture Kit for Kids

Fern (3) Nice pots

Inflatable Love Doll. Veronica

4' x 7' Carpet w/steering wheel & 6 manual gears

41 identicle metal septers

Lodak disk camera

32 undeveloped disks

5 news disks

2 bottles 75 year old Scotch

1 bottle of Dom Bauche & Lomb. 100 year

Can of Matel Slime

8 Slinkeys

7 jars of peanut buter

3 Cowboy hats

1 WWII pilot hat

1 Sherlock Holmes type hat

1 fire helmet

1 motor cycle helmet

1 portable nose picker

Planesphere

Map to the stronghold of Mordakin

4'x4' loadstone

Currently stuck:

4000 paper clips (give or take 500)

4 daggers

3 spoons

2 fillings (teeth)

1 set false teeth

A sword

A shield

A corpse in armor

4 priests who can't get their belt buckles off

Alarm Clock (mod)

Pepper Mill

Clock Radio (interdimesional reception)

Audio Tape 60 min

Water Bed Queen Size

A Brass Box containing;

3 green beatles (trans)

1 red beattle (fire)

4 glow worm

Small blue cricket cage with:

Metallic Mantis

Aluminum envelope with:

Black coiled cable -ultra thin

Fist-sized wicker basket w/

3 buzz bees (stealth included)

Poloroid picture of Nude woman w/ 4 breast & mermaid bottom half, pale green hair

Dirty Laundry;

Metalic boxer shorts

T-shirt made of bark

Nike high-tops

Betelgeuse Bizrod's base-ball cap

Garter belt for 3 legged person

Used orange propalactic (toothbrush)

Size 9 shoes with the mystic word "ADIDAS" all over them (1 pair)

200 rolls of toilet paper (pink)

20 tips handtowels (lime green) "Hilton" written on each.

Mango SE Personal Computer

2DSDD drives

Printer

10 meg RAM

60 meg hard

Brass Doorknob

Sky Hook

Steel ring w/string attached

4'x6' piece of invisible blanket

Encyclopedia Devaca Volumes A-LU & O-Ti

Red Toe-nail clippers

"Classic" Swess Army knife

Varnet sun glasses (1)

Plastic bag with white powder in it (2 kilos)

Dented horseshoe

1 loyal retainer of the orthadontic variety

17 blue toothbrushes

 

(Then there's some misc. coins, in particular 1,249,132 pennies at 500lbs total, and two objects that apparently defied description so that they needed to be drawn. One is 15"x 18" and looks something like a TV mounted on a set of handlebars with it's own sattilite dish. The other is 11" x 3'5" and looks like a cross between a saddle and a guitar.

[Curufea]

Re: Contents of a wizard house....

 

Sounds like my bedroom