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Friday! Friday! Friday!


Balabanto

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Focus in on a chair and seats, silhouetted in the desert sun...

 

THE CHOICE HAS BEEN MADE....

 

The sound of stamping feet on the sand can be heard, the sound of beer cans being opened and souvenirs being sold echoing in the background...

 

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!

 

The sound of bones cracking echoes across the desert, and a low desert moan of wind shrieks to life.

 

...BY DEFENDER IN A JAR!!!!!

 

The screen turns round to face Johnny and Nick, seated under an umbrella in lawn chairs, wearing Hawaiian shirts and cheap cotton shorts and sandals. Defender in a jar is sitting on a table, and across from them sits Genetic Deviant X, reading a book titled "Genetic Deviant X: Abominable Mutants and their Porn Empires..."

 

Johnny: I'm Johnny Gomez!

 

Nick: And I'm Nick Diamond!

 

Genetic Deviant X: And that's Defender in a Jar. Yay. (Genetic Deviant X yawns and leans back in his chair)

 

Johnny: The people have spoken, and so we have gathered our resources!

 

Nick: Friday night! Yes! Friday Night it all begins again!

 

Johnny and Nick: Champions Universal Deathmatch!

 

It begins to rain blood! Dire howls shudder across the screen as the sand sizzles with coppery smoke! As the camera pans up, out over the barren desert, the blood forms into large, block letters that make words.

 

CHAMPIONS UNIVERSAL DEATHMATCH! NOW IN SIXTH EDITION!

 

FRIDAY!

 

Defender in a Jar: You know you're gonna love it!

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