Balabanto

Are you suuure? REALLY sure?

A player actually figured it out, but he couldn't figure out how he was going to do it. The moral of this story is "Stakeouts work."

So, at long last, the heroes have managed to mostly reconstruct their lives after the dimensional explosion in Indianapolis. Well, this doesn't last long. They discover that Foxbat is establishing a massive Flat Earth Society convention in their city, and he has 84,321 attendees. So they buy tickets (Don't know why they did this) and head inside. Thinking that Foxbat is going to mind control people, they start looking around for anything related to this, but don't bother to post anyone on aerial overwatch. From my previous post, you guys may remember the dimensional explosion that occurred. Well, all that energy was still floating around residually. So Foxbat found out about that, built an energy collector, and launched the building into space! Well, the heroes have only themselves to blame for not posting anyone outside to see the incoming group of villains, but this is going to be tearjerkingly funny, since Foxbat hasn't figured out a way to get down. There should be enough air for five to six days, but after that, it's probably going to be over. Now, the heroes are still on their way up, but my god, I can't believe this goofy plan actually worked.

Someone clearly didn't like the chocolate in their peanut butter.

I was a teenage King Kong

Wonder Warthog!!! All the world's rooting for you! As you dig for truffles, With your magic snuffles, With your magic italian forest snoot....

There is. I have seen them.

Sherlock Holmes on the Planet of the Apes

The Assassination of Elmer Fudd by the Coward Daffy Duck.

Scooped.

Friendship is Hentai!!! Urotsokipony, Legend of the Overhorse

When you're diving alone, And your leg's shredded to bone, That's a moray...

Why do you keep doing this with things that are already scary in real life?

So, last night the 7th level party was ambushed by 3 first level Hobgoblin Rangers in fortified positions. By the time the fight was over, the party and their horses had sustained over 100 points of damage and two horses were dead. Player: So, we can skin the horses and take the hides, right, after we loot the hobgoblins? Me: Dude...you just killed every ranger here!

Guardians of the Galaxy 2-pee.