Crusader108

While I enjoy my time as a player, I truly enjoy being a GM. To weave a story with many twists and turns, subplots and moral quandries is an experience that really brings out my best.

A. Dr Destroyer lost the swimsuit contest on a technicality.

Q: Why did Dr Destroyer atomize the Miss America Pagent?

A: Hey, everyone! Watch this!!

A: A horse with no name.

Q: What did the "Man With No Name" ride through the desert?

A: Animal Precinct on Animal Planet

A: Oh, stop whining! If it were serious surgury I'd give you anestetic, but this is simple stuff. And try not to bleed on the table, would you.

Q: Who're gonna do WHAT to my groin?!?!!!!!!!

A: Once in a blue moon

A: Last week I did a belly flop into an empty pool.

Q: Hey, how did you get that flat stomach? Been working out?

A: Sir, your cyanide and sodium pentathol perscriptions are in.

Skyknight was an Air Force fighter jock who ran into trouble for failing to obey an order to saturation bomb an enemy controlled village during the Gulf War in order to prevent the death of the innocent civilians. To make him a villain, change that bit of origin and have him bomb the village...and LIKE IT. He would still recieve the experimental airborne combat suit since his father, General Tasker, was in charge of the project. Instead of suggesting he conduct the suit's field trials as a member of a superhero team, he "arranges" the suit's theft and takes up with VIPER as the supervillain, Strafe, the leader of L.A's Viper Nest airborne division.

A: PI r sort of rectangular...

Q:What happens when engineers and mathematicians try to make cheesecake in rectangular containers?

A: two lovers, a ghost and a dagger

I think we may have Seeker 5E.

Nah, for all Seeker's flaws (and God knows he had plenty of them) at least he was unique. I've scoured my comic/movie collection searching for another Aussie Ninja (or Martial Artist) for that matter and with the exception of Crocodile Dundee (M.A. Knife fighting....and that's a stretch), Steve Irwin (M.A. Croc Wrestling....even more of a stretch), the thankfully dead Marvel supervillain, the Kangaroo or the badly voiced first attempt at an X-Men cartoon where they tried to give Wolverine an Aussie accent (shudder), Seeker is an "original" (or at least as original as any "Occidental Ninja" can be. You can hardly open a comic today without seeing a "Nighthawk" (ex. Batman, Nightwing, Spawn, Midnighter, Black Rapier, Daredevil, Darkwing Duck, etc.)

I not only remember them (Mwua hahahahah!) I own them all!

....And here I thought I was the only one who owned the series run. It was an...interesting series with some...creative {shudder} characters.

A: A top hat, a pearl handled whip, and a case of jiffy pop popcorn

Q: What would you find a Mistress Hilda's House of Pain and Movie Theatre?

A: A beach, a beer, and 2 gallons of whipped cream.

A: Eww, it's all squishy.

Q: Commander Armstrong, can you describe what the moon feels like?

A:Another example of great children's programming.

A: Before he passed out he mumbled something about Mr. Potato Head.

Q: Did French Fry Man identify his assailant?

A: A hardcover volume of Shakespeare's works.

Skyknight:Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler

Avenger: Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider

Emerald Speedster: The Sabre Dance by Gayaneh

A: 8000 pounds of useless crap.

Q: Describe the Democratic National Convention in 10 words or less.

A: The most hated being on the planet.

A: SubStandard Sub Sandwich

Q: What can you buy at the Subwy sandwich shop (spelled incorrectly on purpose)

A: "If you only had a brain..."

A: Insidious and Insipid, wicked and woebegone; fond of pastels.

Q: Describe Martha Stewart in 10 words or less.

A:Red, Black, Blue

Rampage?

Ransack?

Roadblock?

Rampart?

A: The 10 candidates for the Democratic nomination.

Q: What is slightly less exciting than watching paint dry and grass grow?

A: Another example of the coming Apocalypse.

A: Get it up to 40 MPH - it'll fit.

Q: How do you get 3 cars to fit into a 2 car garage?

A: Pyromania isn't a disease, it's a sickness

I gotta say that my faorite is Day of the Destroyer with Mind Games (the 4th Edition intro to PSI) a very close second.

A: The day the music died.

Q: What is another name for the day Rap music was invented.

A: Why is Harry getting hairy?

A: 25 gallons of Mouthwash

Q: What is required to remove the bad taste left in the audience's mouth after viewing Gigli ?

A: ...And the award for most useless actor/actress goes to....

A: Last of the Leiderhosen

Q: What novel would James Fennimore Cooper be famous for if he was German?

A: Damn, out of order

A: Neon Genesis Evagelist Ministries

Q: What religion's doctrine is "Praise the Lord and pass the Particle Beam Cannon"?

A: It's the real thing....really.

A: Japanese...definitely Japanese.

Q: What do you think your turning?

A: Up from the depths, thirty stories high.