AngryBug

Re: Answers & Questions Q. I've got a vision for this great nation of ours- a grand plan that can only be realized by a caring, compassionate leader who truly wants what is best for not only the citizens of this country, but for humankind everywhere. A. It's the phrase out of phase to praise what's worthwhile.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's time to find another job when...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Surrender now or I shall unleash... the Pillow-pault!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, can you fit a lot of harpooners on this ship? A. I went away, but now I'm back.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Our Commander-in-Chief is from Bizarro World. NT: If cats could talk...

Re: Answers & Questions

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Rattlebone, Robbie Robertson.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...just said something other than "**** you, Nazi pig!" when the judge over-ruled your objection.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Somewhere where people post Scenes from a Hat instead of Survey Questions.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why won't you introduce your new girlfriend to us? Is is an 'ugly' thing, or a 'total psycho' thing, or a...? A. They don't pay the high cost of mental custody.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, first, they thought the whole 'Goth' look was right out, so they're changing the main character from dark-and- brooding to wild-and-crazy. Oh, don't worry, of course he's still very serious. Just with a tan. They're working up some Hawaiian shirt samples now. Second, it was thought that the name 'Death' for the main character's sister might be a little disturbing to some people, so they want to change her name to 'Ankh' instead, because she wears one around her neck, and instead of guiding people to their afterlife she can morph into a giant robot. Third is this bit at the beginning about how all these people fell asleep while the main character is dead- or in prison, or whatever that bit was all about, we'll get to that in a moment- falling asleep is boring, right? So how about if they couldn't stop dancing instead! Then, he could be the Lord of the Dance, and we could have some big production numbers! Okay, next is...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're gonna lose your shirt tonight, buddy, if that was your best poker face. A. This is Indian country.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Peyote Healing, Robbie Robertson, from 'Contact From the Underworld of Redboy'.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pthht! Ptui! Ugh- it was just a bit of fur. Anyway, ma'am, I'm very sorry, but I don't know anything about any missing cats. Don't worry- I'll be sure to let you know if I happen to find your little Snowball... NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad...

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? I'm Like a Bird, Nelly Furtado.