AngryBug

Re: Answers & Questions Q. I've got a vision for this great nation of ours- a grand plan that can only be realized by a caring, compassionate leader who truly wants what is best for not only the citizens of this country, but for humankind everywhere. A. It's the phrase out of phase to praise what's worthwhile.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's time to find another job when...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Surrender now or I shall unleash... the Pillow-pault!

Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, can you fit a lot of harpooners on this ship? A. I went away, but now I'm back.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Our Commander-in-Chief is from Bizarro World. NT: If cats could talk...

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Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Rattlebone, Robbie Robertson.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...just said something other than "**** you, Nazi pig!" when the judge over-ruled your objection.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Somewhere where people post Scenes from a Hat instead of Survey Questions.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why won't you introduce your new girlfriend to us? Is is an 'ugly' thing, or a 'total psycho' thing, or a...? A. They don't pay the high cost of mental custody.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, first, they thought the whole 'Goth' look was right out, so they're changing the main character from dark-and- brooding to wild-and-crazy. Oh, don't worry, of course he's still very serious. Just with a tan. They're working up some Hawaiian shirt samples now. Second, it was thought that the name 'Death' for the main character's sister might be a little disturbing to some people, so they want to change her name to 'Ankh' instead, because she wears one around her neck, and instead of guiding people to their afterlife she can morph into a giant robot. Third is this bit at the beginning about how all these people fell asleep while the main character is dead- or in prison, or whatever that bit was all about, we'll get to that in a moment- falling asleep is boring, right? So how about if they couldn't stop dancing instead! Then, he could be the Lord of the Dance, and we could have some big production numbers! Okay, next is...

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're gonna lose your shirt tonight, buddy, if that was your best poker face. A. This is Indian country.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Peyote Healing, Robbie Robertson, from 'Contact From the Underworld of Redboy'.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pthht! Ptui! Ugh- it was just a bit of fur. Anyway, ma'am, I'm very sorry, but I don't know anything about any missing cats. Don't worry- I'll be sure to let you know if I happen to find your little Snowball... NT: There's 'casting against type', but this is just sad...

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? I'm Like a Bird, Nelly Furtado.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're going to be dangled in the air for a fortnight, and you're not even being financially compensated for it? A. Shaky shaky steps in the middle of the day.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you think clowns are so evil? A. It was just that the time was wrong.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's the problem, Captain? Sure, we've had a few issues with the transporter, but I beamed the landing party down to the right coordinates, didn't I? A. With the lights out, it's less dangerous.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My parents went to Iraq and all I got were these flag-draped caskets. NT: Signs your kids' school is more cash-starved than ever.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're seriously worried that if you wear your Speedos to the beach the women will be all over you? A. Soft shoulders and dangerous curves.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. You really ate a cockroach? A. I am programmed in multiple techniques...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When in doubt, narc' on someone else. NT: "...and that's when I killed her, your honor."

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Flowers on the Wall, the Statler Brothers.

Re: Answers & Questions Q. Have you finally learned your lesson? When you drink that much all at once, 'your god becomes the Ty-Dee-Bowl Man', and...? Q. Now don't tell me I've nothing to do.

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