I haven't had a chance to post any quotes lately, so they've sort of been piling up. Since as more than one person has noted, I don't really need the higher post count, I'm just going to post them all in one long post.
There will be a quiz later, so pay attention!
(Yup. Definitely been playing Teen Champions lately...)
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"Don't trust them!"
"Why? Just because they're dressed in black, all-concealing robes and have huge metal claws?"
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Dr. Trent: "Dear god! Tell me you are not seriously considering showing Jurassic Park to the thousands-of-years-old Sidhe shapeshifter! (sigh) Well, it could have been worse...you could have been considering showing her Aliens instead."
Lilly (the afore-mentioned shapeshifter): "What's 'Aliens'?"
Dr. Trent: "Me and my big mouth..."
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"No, there was no blood, not that we saw...so, unless it bleeds something we can't see -- on second thought, considering the things we run into these days, it just might."
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"Have you guys noticed a pattern lately? Here we are, in what amounts to Horror Central, and everything we run into wants to either kill us or have sex with us...and considering what we've run into so far, I'm not sure which is worse."
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"You did what to our representative? She'd embedded how deep in the floor of the stadium?!?"
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"I had a funny feeling they were going to pull a nymph on me."
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"Hang on, my pants are ringing."
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"I wasn't aware that tourism was a major industry in Heaven."
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"Mashed potatoes and alcohol...delicious!"
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"We're gonna need a plug-in because she's going to keep running out of batteries if she plays with it every night."
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"We need to give him a frog-ectomy."
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"What just happened in the girl's dorm?"
"It involved batteries and an electric guitar amp...it's best not to ask too many more questions."
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"Let's not scare the person who can blow up the Sun, okay?"
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"An ice cream sandwich crawled into the heat ducts and died."