The UNITY team is discussing how they might infiltrate an alien battleship. The team's shapeshifting Russian hero has a suggestion.
Vilkacis: You could fit me inside a small hollow missile and fire me at the enemy ship. The missile would penetrate the hull, allowing me access!
Me: So the missile would be a Depleted Ukrainian round?
From last night's Fantasy Hero Turakian Age campaign:
Raz (Human Rogue) and Grangnar (Drakine Wizard) take a load of silver ore found on their last adventure to a local smithy to sell it. As the smith's apprentices are carrying the loads of ore into the store, Grangnar, a little leery of... well.. everyone, after all the cultists that they've run into lately, asks the Smith -
Grangnar: "So... you haven't raised a horde of ravaging undead in the basement or anything, have you?"
Smith: "... Define 'Horde'."
Grangnar: "Umm... Over 5?"
Smith: ".. Do you mean 5 and over, or just more than 5?"
Grangnar: "Umm... more than 5."
Smith: "Oh. In that case, no. No I haven't."
Grangnar: "Oh. Good."
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After a brief exchange overnight with Avelyne Lindsey, another prisoner being kept in the tower, where the PCs found themselves imprisoned, Raz speaks to Grangnar:
Raz: "I don't know if you noticed this or not, but that woman up there in the cell next to yours is a total psycho."
Grangnar: "Well.. she IS a woman."
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And later, as Grangnar attempts conversation with the unusually reclusive Avelyne:
Grangnar: "So... what are you in for?"
Avelyne: "... I killed my husband."
Grangnar: "Oh. You.. didn't raise ravaging hordes of undead or anything afterwards, did you?"
D&D game, the party cleric hits a zombie with a mace and does good damage.
Player: "Is he dead?"
Me, the GM: "Yep, he sure is." Roll dice. "You take 5 HP from him."
Player: "Crap"
Basil got a reaction from Duke Bushido in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
Basil reacted in Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
