DocMan

Re: Answers & Questions

A: He's just an Average Un-American

Q: Did you know that guy at the fast food place? Who is he?

A: I shed my blood for the Ionath Krakens!

Doc

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I started a new tech blog recently: http://www.niftytechblog.com. I've been trying to figure out how to build up readership without becoming offensive in marketing it. So I'm asking folks to look at it and let me know what they think. I know I'm going to need a lot of feedback from readers to get this off the ground. If nothing else because I'm just one man and I can't afford to buy and review everything. I'm also not a big expert on Windows and Linux systems, so I could really use some guest contributors with expertise in those areas. Would be even better if someone wanted to come on "staff" as a regular contributor.

Still, it is a start. I've gotten some feedback and encouragement, but I could still use more eyes and opinions. And suggestions of things to review. So if you'd care to give it a look, I'd appreciate it.

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A: The kittens are drunk again.

Q: Why can't we keep any Bailey's Irish Cream in this house?

A: It's the alcoholic equivalent to being tied down and having monkeys rub hot sauce into a thousand paper-cuts. Want another?

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A - I hate seeing you put out like this.

Q: Like my new outfit from Fashion Slut?

A: Oh, THAT ejector seat!

Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

No sparkles!

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A: Do not go directly to jail.

Q: What do you mean I'm "under release"?

A: The city is alive! And I aim to kill it!

Doc

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.

Purrdence : We've been invited to [co-worker's] birthday party. 1920s theme.

Me : *begins to grin, evilly*

Purrdence : You can't go as Cthulhu

Wait a minute... Can you NOT go as Cthulhu? I mean, facial tentacles are kinda hard to hide...

Doc

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

It seems like all last week was spent shoveling snow and working on my new blog. And I think I worked harder on the blog than I did moving snow.

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A - The fireflowers were great. Firesquirrel? Not so much.

Q: How did you like the presents from Death Tribble?

A: The Snowpocalypse is snow joke!

Doc

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I am curious about when everything went to italics. [/i]I wonder if it is the font that is in the default body style.

Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

I'm pretty sure I'm not certain. I think I'm thinking of Heisenberg, not Heidegger.

Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Are you certain?

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.

Generalisimo Franco is still dead!

But we're working on it!

More voltage, Igor! Muahhahhhahha!

Doc

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

Doesn't being active on the boards prohibit one's nomination for the NGD Presidency?

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A - Now you've gone and broken the glass monkey!

Q: What did your roommate say when you knocked over his bong?

A: Things are more dangerous than they seem. Especially squirrels.

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A: I'd say you've had enough.

Q: Did you know I've slept with over a thousand women? And that's just this year.

A: He lays as easily as breathing.

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A - Hey' date=' it's a living.[/quote']

 

Q: You wash sex-workers between clients?

 

A: You see, I realized that it was cheaper and more satisfying, and besides, sex-workers have a better rep than psychologists these days, anyway.

 

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A: So that's how you define multiple recursions!

Q: Did you see this Wikipedia article about how Wikipedia should not be used as a scholarly reference? It links to this other article about why Wikipedia should be acceptable reference material.

A: I had no idea that you swung that way.

Doc

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.

It's either that or they have a bias against nearly nekkid Drow priestesses.

I wouldn't know. I haven't seen the pictures!

Doc

Re: The Last Word

Never bring up "usefulness" when talking to an astronomer. Nothing he does possesses any.

Unless, of course, you're planning on navigating between stars.

Doc

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Another technology I don't do because I'm cheap. Sigh.

 

Convey my regards to both of them, and to any others you may find that have been scarce around here of late. There's a full list of folks I miss.

Um... Both Twitter and Facebook are free services.

Doc

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.

Why does your job hate Storn Cook?

I don't know! It seems kinda irrational to me.

Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

And remember, to a vampire "Bite me!" is an invitation.

Doc

Re: Answers & Questions

A: More powerful than a loco motive.

Q: How would you describe these sudden bowel urges of yours?

A: It's soup and soup!

Doc

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.

I find it interesting that when I look at this thread from work, NONE of the images come through. Must be something about how they're filtering internet...

I have to remember to look at it from home.

Doc