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Re: A Thread for Random Musings

Does anyone really need a MacTabletNetbookThingy?

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Re: Musings on Random Musings

Savages!!! Is nothing sacred?!

No. Not really.

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Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

... if this thread is still alive...

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: He's just better at everything than you are -- and I do mean EVERYTHING....

Q: Lois, why do you like Batman more than me?

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A: Number 278' date=' right after "Dying of Thirst".[/quote']

 

Q: Making out with Barbra Bush is on your Bucket List? Where?

 

A: With a forklift!

 

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: No more webizine.

Q: How did they say they were going to treat your "internet addiction"?

A: I'm living off of online!

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Re: Answers & Questions

A - If I'd know' date=' I would have shot him myself.[/quote']

 

Q: We believe your brother was shot because of his close association with Mightbec. Were you aware of this behavior, sir?

 

A: Just hitting the keys doesn't make you a pianist.

 

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: I'm TNT! Watch me explode!

Q: Any last words, Exploding Man?

A: It was such a blast!

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: Not optimum dragon-slaying equipment' date=' but it ought to do.[/quote']

 

Q: I've got nail clippers! The TSA must have missed them. Is that good enough?

 

A: Dragons can't resist a good manicure.

 

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

I thought the Dwarf Mafia went Underground. *rimshot*

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: At least I've still got brains enough to think. I guess.

Q: Scarecrow, why are all your thoughts so wrong?

A: They installed a tin pacemaker.

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: Those are real antlers.

Q: Why are you wearing a Hern hat?

A: Sometimes they itch, but I just rub them against the bark of a tree.

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Re: The Last Word

Seattle is named after a local Indian chief. His name is more correctly rendered "Sealth"' date=' but "Seattle" was stuck long before that nicety was recognized. It has been pointed out that while the white settlers did this to honor him, he probably was horrified; in his culture, speaking someone's name after their death was bad, and interfered adversely in their afterlife.[/quote']

 

Then it is a good thing that they botched his name. He is both honored and able to have a peaceful afterlife.

 

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Re: Answers & Questions

A - I can't do anything until he calls me back.

Q: Did you hear from the phone technician? Why are you just sitting there?

A: The people rush home with their treasurers.

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Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

And it took her a while to chase down and kill all of those people?

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Re: The Last Word

God liver oil?

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: That sounds just like something Elan would say were he here. Wait a minute -- he is here and he just said it.

Q: Or maybe only dinosaurs can see the dungeon, and the spell turns us into -

A: More likely they will fall at our feet and beg forgiveness for breeding one who would threaten us.

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Re: The Last Word

Are you sure?

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: I'll be home for Christmas -- if only in my dreams.

Q: You said you've discover a method of astral projection?

A: All honor to the house.

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Re: The Last Word

What the HELL are you talking about?

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Re: Answers & Questions

A - I didn't even know it was physically possible to be this tired.

Q: So what did you learn today?

A: I don't remember the nudity and explosions being in the original draft...

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: So you have the High Score. Big Deal. You're still a loser.

Q: Hey, Mister hot shot Steve Jobs! Guess who's the richest man in the world again! You can just call me Mr. Gates.

A: It was a joke, not political commentary.

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: Into every holiday must fall a few in-laws.

Q: Why is there a honking big hole in your living room ceiling?

A: It's hard to say "No!" to super powers.

Doc

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

It does? Since when?

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Re: Answers & Questions

A: On every streetcorner you hear silver bells.

Q: What is that atonal tintinnabulation?

A: No, no. Silver Belles.

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Re: The Last Word

It seems to me that we ARE in a special point in space and time. But what makes it special is the fact that we are here to observe it. The cosmos may ignore us as insignificant, but we create our own meaning.

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