Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
From last night's Champions game:
Eciton, a shrinking brick, on accidentally knocking out a team mate: I kind of punched her ear. And she went to sleep. Yeah, how was I supposed to know she'd be narcoleptic?
Twister, the local superspeedster: Okay, well, that won't work. Time for plan B.
The Dark Knight, the resident brain: How about you tell plan B to me, too, so I can tell you why it won't work?
Bast, ooc, who is the reincarnation of the Egyptian deity complete with the cult following: Is it wrong for me to order all of my followers to fly to the States? Because if this Battle of the Bands is based on cheering, I could totally help you cheat.
Lycana, the shapeshifting shaman, on matters regarding a villain styled after Plastic Man: I raked my claws through her, she melted and started to ooze down the drain. I don't think any of this qualifies as "normal."
Spider Man - yes, one of my PCs is doing a great portrayal of Webhead - on matters regarding Gwen Stacy: She's important to a friend of mine. You know, the guy who takes those pictures of me? Peter Parker?
Twister: Dude, I figured that anybody who worked for the Bugle hated you.
Spider Man: Well, yeah, I think he hates me too. Sometimes. But not right now and hey, can we focus here? That girl. That one. Down there. Who is not currently thinking about Peter Parker and you shouldn't be either.
Twister: Yep. The one who's the sort of hotty that you could -
Spider Man: Yeah, that's the one. And don't make me call "guy code" and wallop you.
Eciton: It's not my fault that you guys don't talk to the press. They ask me my feelings on stuff and if anybody else stuck around, they'd probably get yours, too.
Twister, muttering: Knowing the Bugle? Give it time, you'll get yours.