Cybernaut

Re: Eunuch as a disad

Disadvantage-wise, I would allow a 5-point Physical Limitation.

Re: Answers & Questions

A: You come out to the other side of this airlock and say that!

Q: You idiot! Why did you go outside the ship without your spacesuit?

A: This consignment store should be consigned to oblivion.

Re: Jokes

A friend of mine told me this one a long, long time ago...

A truck driver was having a couple drinks at a roadside bar when he felt nature calling. As he was finishing his business in the bathroom, he spied a white box mounted on the wall next to the condom machine with a coin slot and a hole in the front panel , as well as a picture of a hot blonde wearing only a men's work shirt and a suggestive smile. Written above the young woman's picture in block letters was "LET ME BE YOUR WIFE, 25 CENTS." The trucker then reaches into his pocket for a quarter...

About a minute later, the bartender hears a blood curtling scream from the men's room and finds the trucker curled up in a fetal position on floor. The bartender asked, "Hey buddy, you okay? What happen?"

The trucker groaned, "That 'Let me be your wife' machine of yours..."

"What about it? Did it malfunction or something?"

"I don't know," The trucker replied. "I sure didn't expect it to sew a button on my ."

Re: [Worst Ever...] Reasons to be a superhero

"Heroes get more tail than villains."

"It was this or delivering pizzas."

Re: WWYCD: Morty the Mugger never learns...

Laugh my butt off when George Lucas's lawyers show up and sue him for copyright infringement.

Re: WWYCD: Bride Of The Shadow Lord

Cybernaut has the campaign world's equivelant of Dr. Strange on speed dial for situations like this.

Re: Hunted: Watched

The Watchers could compile information on the character which in turn could be stolen by a group with hostile intentions or some less than scrupulous member of the orgainization may decide to sell blackmail information for fun and profit.

Re: Your Character: The Action Figure

Cybernaut- 12" tall, fully articulate, and armed with a pair of spring-loaded, shoulder-mounted missile launchers garenteed to put someone's eye out (possible lawsuit/recall?). Also features glowing red eyes, gauntlet lasers with lights and sound f/x, Karate Chop Actionâ„¢, and buttons on the back for a suite of different battle cries, voice commands, taunts, and cheesy pick-up lines.

Another variation on "what would your character do?"

If a toy company created an action figure in your character's likeness, what would it be like? What accessories would come with it? What special functions would it have built in? What kind of packaging would it come in?

I'll get back to you with mine later....

Re: Duplication - Shared END Reserve

Option #1 sounds good. At most, I'd allow a -1/4 for the limitation (a -0 may be more appropriate since it's not really that limiting).

Re: Gadgets and Gear: why should I buy it?

The powered armor section is pretty good.

Re: WWYCD? #102: Something Followed Us Home...

Assuming this creature is what I think it is, and there's a means of communicating with it, I would advise the entity to just go home and forget the whole thing. Knowing Wormhole as I do, it's highly unlikely the girl's still *ahem* suitable for the purpose it had in mind.

Re: Master List of Distinctive Features

Android (detectable on appropriate sensor devices)

Obvious Cybernetic Implants/Limbs

Sexually Provocative Costume

Re: Answers & Questions

Q. What colour did you go, how old were you, how many times did you have it and when did you have an enema ?

 

A. When we opened up the abode of the accused we found this dead squirrel with a flying helmet stuck in the entrails of this deceased moose

Q: Borris finally got Rocky and Bullwinkle? How did you find out?

A: Because he was sick and tired of people refering to Tarzan Boy as "The Listerine Song".

Cybernaut: Have my friends at the Think Tank run background investigations on both the Captian and Mr. Wad with an eye toward finding a common enemy known to have psionic abilities.

Devote this information to memory just in case I encounter Robotboy again.

Grab them, pull them away from the console, and then read them the riot act.

Order me some new toys.

Cybernaut: Confront "Junior" and ask what he intends to do with the powers he's inherited. If he thinks he's hot [exploitive deleted] enough to pick a fight with me, so be it.

Cybernaut: Grab the bastard and fly into space with him (Cybernaut's battlesuit is equiped with Life Support). After the little creep dies of hard vacuum exposure and the cold, leave his lifeless frozen carcass to orbit the earth with all the other debris.

Get in my battlesuit and follow him from the air. If he's up to no good, I'll deal with him accordingly.

Cybernaut: Tranq the girl and have my mop-up team put her in the Mobile Containment Pod. After that, take her and her "dollies" to my pals at The Think Tank to see if they can find a way to undo the little moppet's handy work. And if her parents try to get in the way, I'll take them into custody as well, since their half-assed parenting is probably partially to blame for this mess.

Go to the atoll, grab the alien leader, and say, "Okay asshole, either tell me what's coming our way or Fox will soon be airing a real Alien Autopsy."

Originally posted by phydaux

And what happened next?

 

Well, in New York they say

 

Foxbat's heart grew three sizes that day....

 

 

 

 

 

 

... and he found the strength of ten Foxbats, plus TWO!

Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to fight off the muggers who kicked his lily ass a stole his ping pong ball gun and his Foxwallet.

Call in a favor or two to have a background check done on this immortal and give him a heads up on VIPER if he's not anything dangerous.