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One of the players in my monthly Changeling game loves writing down the funny quotes and later emailing them to everyone. Here are some highlights from one of the sessions:
 
"You're nice. Why are you (working) here?" -- Abigail to Maevren, Drusilla's groundskeeper
 
"I check to see if there's anything out of the ordinary." --Samuel Titus
"Other than the elf and the vampire, no." -- GM
 
"I'm not going to shoot you, you're my groundskeeper. I don't want to mow." -- Drusilla to Maevren
 
"Welcome to Undead Animal Farm." -- GM to the group, as Drusilla gleefully contemplates breeding an army of undead scarabs

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
PC#1: She has mind control.
PC#2: Doesn't all women?
Me: Yeah, it's bought with a Focus....Obvious....usually Inaccessible.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
PC#1: She has mind control.
PC#2: Doesn't all women?
Me: Yeah, it's bought with a Focus....Obvious....usually Inaccessible.

Quotes from Gillian the Vampire Slayer
 
Characters
Gillian Black, Vampire Slayer
Jessica Pierce, demon symbiote host
Gavin Black, Gillian's twin brother (introduced in ep. 1.8)
Amy Nguyen, witch
Nigel Harker, Watcher
Andrew Wells (aka Andrew Harris), witch
George Carver, computer hacker and inventor
 
Quotes from Episode 1.1 "What Fresh Hell?"
"Can I get back to you in a few minutes? Because we're about to play (Jessica's) death scene and it's really important." -- GM to Nigel's Player
"What?!?" -- Jessica's Player
 
"Gillian probably won't get killed, but as soon as all of her little friends start dying, then maybe she'll listen to me." -- Nigel to GM
 
"(Andrew) faced the First." -- Amy's Player
"Actually, (Andrew) was the First's bitch." -- Andrew's Player
 
Quotes from Episode 1.2 "That's Entertainment!"
"Remind me to change roommates." -- George, waking up the morning after being poisoned during a demon attack
"I don't think it's so much your roommate. You just need to learn how to dodge." -- Nigel
 
"I'll go back to my room and read (Gillian's) Slayer's Handbook. Because apparently this is something important." -- Amy
"Oh good. At least someone will have read it." -- ?
"Then she can tell me what it says!" -- Gillian, excited
 
Quotes from episode 1.4 "Painful Lesson"
"Maybe I could date someone for real." -- Gillian
"I don't know, have you been to any parties recently?" -- Amy
"Where you haven't killed anyone?" -- Nigel
 
"The last party I went to turned into frat boys summoning demons in their basement." -- Gillian
"They all turn into that." -- Nigel
 
"Gillian, (Dorian) kind of saved your life. A thank-you note would at least be appropriate." -- Amy to Gillian
"So do I have to send all of you thank-you notes?" -- Gillian to the Scoobies
"No, we live with you." -- Amy
"I don't live with you, I want a thank-you note." -- Andrew
 
Episode 1.5 "It's Your Party"
"It's a horatham (demon)." -- Andrew
"A whore?" -- Gillian
"No, a horatham. It's like a whole bunch of whores." -- Andrew
"Competing. For charity." -- Amy
 
"I wonder if there's magic that can put hair on your back?" -- Amy
"I wonder if there's magic that can put hair on your chest?" -- Andrew
"At least one of us should have some." -- Amy
 
"I'm not going to be in the mood for my birthday party." -- Gillian to the group, after Amy tries to kill her
 
"So, like, is this where you're going to hate me forever? Just because I electrocuted you, kicked you in the head, and kicked you in the ribs?" -- Amy to Gillian
 
"I see Drusilla. She's touching Amy." *pause* "It's not a bad touch." -- Andrew, using his postcognitive powers
"It's Drusilla, of course it's a bad touch!" -- Amy
 
"Gillian, it's your roommate. Sorry I tried to kill you. We need to start planning your party. Stop pouting and give me a call." -- Amy, leaving voice mail for Gillian
 
Episode 1.8 "There's No Place Like Home"
"Do all Watchers wind up like Nigel?" -- Andrew
"How so?" -- Watcher
"Self-important and arrogant." -- Andrew
"Oh, no." -- Watcher
"What percentage?" -- George

Quotes from Gillian the Vampire Slayer
 
Characters
Gillian Black, Vampire Slayer
Jessica Pierce, demon symbiote host
Gavin Black, Gillian's twin brother (introduced in ep. 1.8)
Amy Nguyen, witch
Nigel Harker, Watcher
Andrew Wells (aka Andrew Harris), witch
George Carver, computer hacker and inventor
 
Quotes from Episode 1.1 "What Fresh Hell?"
"Can I get back to you in a few minutes? Because we're about to play (Jessica's) death scene and it's really important." -- GM to Nigel's Player
"What?!?" -- Jessica's Player
 
"Gillian probably won't get killed, but as soon as all of her little friends start dying, then maybe she'll listen to me." -- Nigel to GM
 
"(Andrew) faced the First." -- Amy's Player
"Actually, (Andrew) was the First's bitch." -- Andrew's Player
 
Quotes from Episode 1.2 "That's Entertainment!"
"Remind me to change roommates." -- George, waking up the morning after being poisoned during a demon attack
"I don't think it's so much your roommate. You just need to learn how to dodge." -- Nigel
 
"I'll go back to my room and read (Gillian's) Slayer's Handbook. Because apparently this is something important." -- Amy
"Oh good. At least someone will have read it." -- ?
"Then she can tell me what it says!" -- Gillian, excited
 
Quotes from episode 1.4 "Painful Lesson"
"Maybe I could date someone for real." -- Gillian
"I don't know, have you been to any parties recently?" -- Amy
"Where you haven't killed anyone?" -- Nigel
 
"The last party I went to turned into frat boys summoning demons in their basement." -- Gillian
"They all turn into that." -- Nigel
 
"Gillian, (Dorian) kind of saved your life. A thank-you note would at least be appropriate." -- Amy to Gillian
"So do I have to send all of you thank-you notes?" -- Gillian to the Scoobies
"No, we live with you." -- Amy
"I don't live with you, I want a thank-you note." -- Andrew
 
Episode 1.5 "It's Your Party"
"It's a horatham (demon)." -- Andrew
"A whore?" -- Gillian
"No, a horatham. It's like a whole bunch of whores." -- Andrew
"Competing. For charity." -- Amy
 
"I wonder if there's magic that can put hair on your back?" -- Amy
"I wonder if there's magic that can put hair on your chest?" -- Andrew
"At least one of us should have some." -- Amy
 
"I'm not going to be in the mood for my birthday party." -- Gillian to the group, after Amy tries to kill her
 
"So, like, is this where you're going to hate me forever? Just because I electrocuted you, kicked you in the head, and kicked you in the ribs?" -- Amy to Gillian
 
"I see Drusilla. She's touching Amy." *pause* "It's not a bad touch." -- Andrew, using his postcognitive powers
"It's Drusilla, of course it's a bad touch!" -- Amy
 
"Gillian, it's your roommate. Sorry I tried to kill you. We need to start planning your party. Stop pouting and give me a call." -- Amy, leaving voice mail for Gillian
 
Episode 1.8 "There's No Place Like Home"
"Do all Watchers wind up like Nigel?" -- Andrew
"How so?" -- Watcher
"Self-important and arrogant." -- Andrew
"Oh, no." -- Watcher
"What percentage?" -- George