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  2. The cranky thread

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    Re: The cranky thread

     

    "No, grandma, you can't leave. You're still sick. Remember pneumonia? You still have it."

     

    "No, grandma, if you get up you'll fall."

     

    "Grandma, please stop pulling at that. Do you need a nurse?"

     

     

    Take above, recycle every five minutes. I do not see how professionals do it. I'm about ready to beat my head against a wall.

     

     

    Try "grandma, if you feel it's time to go, we understand."

     

    When my dad was dying and to the point of incoherency, we told him that and it calmed him down. A couple hours later he died peacefully.

  22. Jokes

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    Re: Jokes

     

    Ole and Lars were

    looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.

     

    Ole says to Lars,

    “Haff yew seen da beautiful girls in dis catalog?”

     

    Lars replies, “Ya, dey are very

    beautiful. And look at da price!”

     

    Ole says, with wide eyes, “Wow, dey aren't verra

    expensive. At dis price, I'm buying vun.”

     

    Lars smiles and pats him on the back.

    “Good idea! Order vun and if she's as

    beautiful as she is in da catalog, I vill get vun too."

     

    Three weeks later, Lars asks his friend,

    “Did yew ever receive da girl yew ordered from dat

    Sears catalog?”

     

    Ole replies......”No, but it shouldn't be long now.

    Her clothes arrived yesterday!”

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