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[Haloween] Super Chumps


Killer Shrike

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Just thought Id share -- tomorrow for Halloween a group of us are going to be "The Super Chumps". The line up consists of:

 

Mr. Happy Hour "Ill drink to that!"

Road Rage "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

Super Bling "It's all about lookin good!"

Mr. Impossible "It can't be done!"

 

and Im going to be:

 

Major Burnout "I know it's the right and heroic thing to do, but I just don't feel like it."

 

Heres some pics of my costume...Ill post the others once I have them after tomorrow....

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Re: [Haloween] Super Chumps

 

Here's my Bio:

 

While working for the government Major Burnout was injected with an

experimental super-soldier serum with the intent of producing yet

another champion of the military industrial complex in the same vein as

Arrowclutcher, the crimefighting duo Stars & Stripes, Faded Glory,

Eminent Domain, Minutia Man, the Grand Nationalist, and Uncle SLAM.

Entering service after a regiment of training and indoctrination, the

Major was a valuable asset for many years and paid for himself several

times over.

 

However with each passing mission a certain underlying dissatisfaction

took hold and eventually enough was enough; Major Burnout retired from

active service and enjoyed several years of relaxation and relative

ease. Then the spastic super Mr. Happy Hour, who hung out at the same

water hole Major Burnout drowned his sorrows in, came calling and

insisted that the world was once again in need of saving; the Super

Chumps had answered the call but couldn't do it without the help of

Major Burnout! Mr. Happy Hour proved to be immune to insults and rude

gestures, and eventually the good Major was persuaded to squeeze into

his old uniform one last time.

 

Despite being past his prime and rustier than an old fishing knife, the

Major brings his years of experience in the field and his

caffeine-fueled powers such as the ability to absorb heat and to enter a

hyperactive jittery state to the Super Chump's fight against the likes

of [GENO VILLAIN NAME HERE] and [KEN VILLAIN NAME HERE]. With such

heroes as these, surely the world will be safe!

 

 

 

BTW, thanks to BLUE for "Uncle SLAM" -- too funny to pass up.....

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