bloomann Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi My God I just realized I GREW UP with a bunch of Redneck Jedi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral C Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi . 36. If you have a ceramic jawa on your front lawn. I so want some ceramic Jawas now. Anything goes missing in the neighborhood just blame them. "Carjacked? Must been Jawas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gawain Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi Who would've thunk that my li'l list would grown so huge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Schwarzwald Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi Your greatest contribution to the rebellion was when you invented the swamp speeder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi Your starfighter has a stars and bars bumper sticker next to the one that reads "The south shall rise again!" If we're talking Star Wars, shouldn't that be, "The Sith shall rise again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwcain Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi If we're talking Star Wars' date=' shouldn't that be, "The [i']Sith[/i] shall rise again?"Heh. Nope, 'cuz the Sith (and the Imperials) are the bad guys (which makes 'em all Yankees!), and the Rebs (with the Jedi) are the good guys. Heck, another word for "Alliance" is "Confederation" (and thus "Confederacy")! Franklin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloomann Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi I love this post I just reread the list, it still makes me laugh out loud thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi:rofl: 7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok. Hey turnabout is fair play, they tried to barbecue half the rebel high command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weapon Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi You refer to the Rebellion as "The War of Imperial Aggression." Franklin Born and Raised in the State of Georgia, in the Heart of Dixie Well the army was called the "Grand Army of the Republic". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi 92. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. If the first time you saw your R-2 unit's self-defense electro-shock thingy your next question was "Where's the closest fishin' hole?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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