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Gawain

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About Gawain

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    Questing Knight
  • Birthday 09/16/1965

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    Married; five kids & two stepsnot bad for a short fat bald guy
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    CNA
  1. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Land of the Lost Revisioned: Kukla, Fran, and Ollie On a routine expedition....
  2. Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Got him for you
  3. Re: Jokes During the French Revolution, there were three Christians who were sentenced to die by the guillotine. One Christian had the gift of faith, the other had the gift of prophecy, the other had the gift of helps. The Christian with the gift of faith was to be executed first. He was asked if he wanted to wear a hood over his head. He declined and said he was not afraid to die. "I have faith that God will deliver me!" he shouted bravely. His head was positioned under the guillotine, with his neck on the chopping block. He looked up at the sharp blade, said a short prayer and waited confidently. The rope was pulled, but nothing happened. His executioners were amazed and, believing that this must have been an act of God, they freed the man. The Christian with the gift of prophecy was next. His head was positioned under the guillotine blade and he too was asked if he wanted the hood. "No," he said, "I am not afraid to die. However, I predict that God will deliver me from this guillotine!" At that, the rope was pulled and again, nothing happened. Once, again the puzzled executioners assumed this must be a miracle of God, and they freed the man. The third Christian, with the gift of helps, was next. He was brought to the guillotine and likewise asked if he wanted to wear a hood. "No," he said, "I'm just as brave as those other two guys." The executioners then positioned him face up under the guillotine and were about to pull the rope when the man stopped them. "Hey wait a minute," he said. "I think I just found the problem with your guillotine."
  4. Re: Jokes A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?' 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked. Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'The man gestured, and the gate began to open. 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked. 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.' The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book. 'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?' 'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.' 'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog. 'There should be a bowl by the pump.' They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree. 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked. 'This is Heaven,' he answered. 'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.' 'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.' 'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?' 'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'
  5. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares of Scooby Doo.
  6. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Operation Petticoat Junction
  7. Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine Got him for you.
  8. Re: Real Locations that should be fantasy Native Americans say it's a sacred place. Geologists say it's the eroded remains of a volcanic intrusion. But the Devil's Tower looks to me like a druid or wizard's stronghold. Devil's Tower, Wyoming Devils Tower National Monument
  9. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Magnificent Seven Brides for Seven Brothers!
  10. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Seventh Voyage of Popeye The Golden Voyage of Popeye Popeye and the Eye of the Tiger Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Restaurant Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Don't Live Here Anymore
  11. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares My Dinner with Casey and Andy
  12. Re: Real Locations that should be fantasy How about the Plain Of Jars in Laos?
  13. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares In a similar vein, there's .
  14. Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice in Wonderland
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