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What I've learned playing a cute kid


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Re: What I've learned playing a cute kid

 

A nice man will come along and tell me I'm very special and take me away from my mother to a special place where I'll stand in the middle of a circle of old men who will ask me all sorts of personal questions about my feelings and then they will probe me with their powerful

 

 

 

 

 

 

minds and then I'll grow up to be a whiny teenager who decides to be destructive because he's horny. Then I'll get all dressed up in black leather and wear a helmet shaped exactly like the head of a penis. Then my son sets out to destroy me because he has the hots for his sister, who I have captured and tortured....

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Re: What I've learned playing a cute kid

 

If you're playing a cure kid, everyone else is just gonna know that you've got super psi power hiding in there somewhere! And they're gonna start getting frustrated if you don't show and tell pretty quickly.

 

Captain Jaxxx, intersteller mercantile specialist: "OK, I've had enough. Show me the money you %£@£" five year old, I wanna see whatcha got right now!"

 

An ominous silence falls...

 

"Nooooooooooooooo!"

 

SPPPPLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

 

After scraping the remains of Captain Jaxxx's head off the inside of the ship, suddenly nobody's curious about little Johnny's strange powers anymore....

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