red_eagle123

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
Scene: Team is scattering to various places to follow leads down. Youngest member (Shockwave) heads to his room to play video games, having no other skills to contribute. Fiona has a unique transformation requirement, needing certain... er... 'naughty magazines' to transform herself. So her player is making sure the GM understands that those magazines are available in her lab.
 
GM: Right, okay, so Fiona's in her lab with her little love abode off in the corner. Everyone else is in their lab. And Shockwave's playing with his playboy....
 

 
GM: I mean his gameboy, gameboy! *sigh*

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I went to Vegas for my first time this past weekend. Overall had a generally enjoyable time, except for one black spot.
 
Another first I had while there was my first visit to a comedy club. Something I'd always wanted to do. However the 'comedian' chose to spend 15 - 20 minutes insulting me and my fiancee, to the point that we A) Left after 30 minutes Lodged a complaint with the management and C) reduced my fiancee to tears.
 
So my first visit to something I always wanted to do now brings back memories of nothing more than sheer unbridled hatred for the person behind the microphone. The only positive out of all this is that there's a very good chance that assmonkey won't ever get a job at Harrah's again (He'd apparently racked up the complaints, with ours being the final and worst complaint).
 
Still it saddens me that something that should bring joy and humor into ones life now is associated with anger, hatred and rage (No, not you Rage, sit down). And to top it all off, it ruined a damned good movie for me too, since the comedian was the voice of Roger Rabbit.
 
Oh well, at least I can look favorably at my other other first, my first swedish massage.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

 
Q: What was your opinion of the Democratic National Convention?
 
A: Produce the best summer picks in town.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

 
Q: What's the motto of the National Square Peg/Round Hole Association?
 
A: Duuuuuu-ump it!

Re: Answers & Questions
 

 
Q: So, I've got another chocolate bar. I'll track down Death Tribble and you'll help, right?
 
A: These colors don't bleed, but they sure fade.