Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give a few past examples to get things started. Answer: 97.5 Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Bill Clinton's libido? Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope. Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick. Answer: A Canadian Moose, but not George W. Bush. Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada? Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer: Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck. 1 death tribble reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Liaden 4,888 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer: Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck. Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts. Answer: The square root of pi. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beowulf 48 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Lord Liaden Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts. Answer: The square root of pi. Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with. (getting better at this math stuff) A: 423lb of grade A beef. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TechnoViking 125 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Beowulf Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with. (getting better at this math stuff) A: 423lb of grade A beef. Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year? A: 42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybernaut 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Mike Basinger Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year? A: 42 Q: what's 21x2? A: Crash and burn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: Crash and burn. Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes. Answer: King Arthur Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybernaut 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes. Answer: King Arthur Q: Name an episode of "The Tick" that we will never see. A: Celine Dion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: Celine Dion. Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue 497 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau? Q: What are a list of reptiles? A: 18 Minutes, 42 Seconds. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cybernaut 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau? Q: Name three people who could beat Arnold in in the California recall election? A: fnord. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: fnord. Question: What is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs? Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
austenandrews 392 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage. Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise? Answer: Starbucks and AD&D. -AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben Seeman 375 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by austenandrews Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise? Answer: Starbucks and AD&D. -AA Question: Name two franchises that are beating out the "little man" even though the quality of their product is inferior. Answer: On the third Wednesday of the third month in every third leap year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom McCarthy 5 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Q: When does Benn's wife plan to deliver their children ? A: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Tom McCarthy Answer: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck Question: What does Vice President Dick Cheney spend all his time with in those mysterious "undisclosed location"? Answer: A Thermonuclear Tampon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
austenandrews 392 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Answer: A Thermonuclear Tampon. Question: What WMDs have we found so far in Iraq? Answer: An infinite number of monkeys -AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derek Hiemforth 480 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by austenandrews Answer: An infinite number of monkeys Question: Who are the candidates in the California gubernatorial recall election? Answer: The Pope, Oprah Winfrey, and a chocolate chip cookie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent 537 6 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Answer: The Pope, Oprah Winfrey, and a chocolate chip cookie. Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair. Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both. EDIT: for code boondoggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joen00b Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Agent 537 Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair. Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both. Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef Question: What has 2 tubes, a rooster and a cieling fan? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enforcer84 3,538 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by joen00b Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo? A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue 497 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo? A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich. Q. What is the barter value of a copy of D&D 3.5e? A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klytus 215 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Blue A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear. Question: If offered $10,000, would you put yourself on display in Central Park? Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Heat 66 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir. Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies? Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit 5,380 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies? Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers. Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? Answer: New Orlean's coffee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest joen00b Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? Answer: New Orlean's coffee Question: What is the latest Colonic for Hollywood? Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
