Posted August 14, 200321 yr comment_6251 This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give a few past examples to get things started. Answer: 97.5 Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Bill Clinton's libido? Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope. Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick. Answer: A Canadian Moose, but not George W. Bush. Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada? Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer: Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185822 Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer: Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck. Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts. Answer: The square root of pi.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185861 Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Lord Liaden Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts. Answer: The square root of pi. Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with. (getting better at this math stuff) A: 423lb of grade A beef.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185864 Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Beowulf Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with. (getting better at this math stuff) A: 423lb of grade A beef. Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year? A: 42
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185869 Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Mike Basinger Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year? A: 42 Q: what's 21x2? A: Crash and burn.
August 14, 200321 yr Author comment_185872 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: Crash and burn. Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes. Answer: King Arthur
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185875 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes. Answer: King Arthur Q: Name an episode of "The Tick" that we will never see. A: Celine Dion.
August 14, 200321 yr Author comment_185880 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: Celine Dion. Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185883 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau? Q: What are a list of reptiles? A: 18 Minutes, 42 Seconds.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185888 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States? ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau? Q: Name three people who could beat Arnold in in the California recall election? A: fnord.
August 14, 200321 yr Author comment_185901 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Cybernaut A: fnord. Question: What is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs? Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185903 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage. Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise? Answer: Starbucks and AD&D. -AA
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185921 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by austenandrews Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise? Answer: Starbucks and AD&D. -AA Question: Name two franchises that are beating out the "little man" even though the quality of their product is inferior. Answer: On the third Wednesday of the third month in every third leap year.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185924 Q: When does Benn's wife plan to deliver their children ? A: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck
August 14, 200321 yr Author comment_185925 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Tom McCarthy Answer: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck Question: What does Vice President Dick Cheney spend all his time with in those mysterious "undisclosed location"? Answer: A Thermonuclear Tampon.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185928 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Answers & Questions Originally posted by Klytus Answer: A Thermonuclear Tampon. Question: What WMDs have we found so far in Iraq? Answer: An infinite number of monkeys -AA
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185929 Originally posted by austenandrews Answer: An infinite number of monkeys Question: Who are the candidates in the California gubernatorial recall election? Answer: The Pope, Oprah Winfrey, and a chocolate chip cookie.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185970 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Answer: The Pope, Oprah Winfrey, and a chocolate chip cookie. Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair. Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both. EDIT: for code boondoggle.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185973 Originally posted by Agent 537 Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair. Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both. Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef Question: What has 2 tubes, a rooster and a cieling fan?
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185989 Originally posted by joen00b Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo? A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_185992 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo? A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich. Q. What is the barter value of a copy of D&D 3.5e? A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.
August 14, 200321 yr Author comment_186010 Originally posted by Blue A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear. Question: If offered $10,000, would you put yourself on display in Central Park? Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_186122 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir. Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies? Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers.
August 14, 200321 yr comment_186124 Originally posted by White Heat Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies? Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers. Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? Answer: New Orlean's coffee
August 14, 200321 yr comment_186134 Originally posted by Hermit Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? Answer: New Orlean's coffee Question: What is the latest Colonic for Hollywood? Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives.
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