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This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give a few past examples to get things started.

 

Answer: 97.5

 

Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Bill Clinton's libido?

 

Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope.

 

Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick.

 

Answer: A Canadian Moose, but not George W. Bush.

 

Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada?

 

Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer:

 

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

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Originally posted by Lord Liaden

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

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Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

 

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

Q: Name three people who could beat Arnold in in the California recall election?

 

A: fnord.

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Originally posted by austenandrews

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Answer: Starbucks and AD&D.

 

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Originally posted by Tom McCarthy

Answer: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck

 

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Originally posted by Agent 537

Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair.

 

Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both.

 

 

Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef

 

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo?

 

 

 

A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich.

 

Q. What is the barter value of a copy of D&D 3.5e?

 

A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? :)

 

Answer: New Orlean's coffee

 

Question: What is the latest Colonic for Hollywood?

 

Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives.

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