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This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give a few past examples to get things started.

Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Bill Clinton's libido?

Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope.

Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick.

Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada?

Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer:

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer:

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts.

Answer: The square root of pi.

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Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts.

Answer: The square root of pi.

Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with.

(getting better at this math stuff)

A: 423lb of grade A beef.

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Originally posted by Beowulf

Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with.

(getting better at this math stuff)

A: 423lb of grade A beef.

Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year?

A: 42

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Originally posted by Mike Basinger

Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year?

A: 42

Q: what's 21x2?

A: Crash and burn.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: Crash and burn.

Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes.

Q: Name an episode of "The Tick" that we will never see.

A: Celine Dion.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: Celine Dion.

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

Q: What are a list of reptiles?

A: 18 Minutes, 42 Seconds.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

Q: Name three people who could beat Arnold in in the California recall election?

A: fnord.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: fnord.

Question: What is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs?

Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage.

Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise?

-AA

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Originally posted by austenandrews

Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise?

-AA

Question: Name two franchises that are beating out the "little man" even though the quality of their product is inferior.

Answer: On the third Wednesday of the third month in every third leap year.

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Q: When does Benn's wife plan to deliver their children ?

A: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck

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Originally posted by Tom McCarthy

Answer: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck

Question: What does Vice President Dick Cheney spend all his time with in those mysterious "undisclosed location"?

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: What WMDs have we found so far in Iraq?

Answer: An infinite number of monkeys

-AA

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Originally posted by austenandrews

Answer: An infinite number of monkeys

Question: Who are the candidates in the California gubernatorial recall election?

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Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth

Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair.

Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both.

EDIT: for code boondoggle.

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Originally posted by Agent 537

Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair.

Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both.

Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef

Question: What has 2 tubes, a rooster and a cieling fan?

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Originally posted by joen00b

Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef

Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo?

A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich.

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo?

A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich.

Q. What is the barter value of a copy of D&D 3.5e?

A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.

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Originally posted by Blue

A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.

Question: If offered \$10,000, would you put yourself on display in Central Park?

Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir.

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Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir.
Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies?

Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers.

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Originally posted by White Heat

Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies?

Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers.

Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band?

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Originally posted by Hermit

Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band?

Question: What is the latest Colonic for Hollywood?

Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives.

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