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This idea, while not my original creation, is one I have seen used in other places, which I thought would be fun. Rather than asking a question and having others post the answer, then another question - you post an answer, somebody provided the question, then gives another question. Kinda like Jeapordy. One other thing, the answers & questions are not meant to be taken to seriously - let your imagination soar. Let me give a few past examples to get things started.

 

Answer: 97.5

 

Question: What is the aprroximate size, in astronomical units, of Bill Clinton's libido?

 

Answer: Prof. Plum, in the study, with the rope.

 

Question: What is only slightly less kinky than Ms. Scarlet, in the bedroom with the candlestick.

 

Answer: A Canadian Moose, but not George W. Bush.

 

Question: Out of this pair, who is more likely to know the Capital of Canada?

 

Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer:

 

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Ok, then. Let us get started with the question for this answer:

 

Answer: Orcs, Elves and Donald Duck.

 

Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts.

 

Answer: The square root of pi.

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Originally posted by Lord Liaden

Question: Name three things that shoot feathered shafts.

 

Answer: The square root of pi.

 

 

Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with.

 

(getting better at this math stuff)

 

A: 423lb of grade A beef.

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Originally posted by Beowulf

Q: What is 1.7724538509055 squared, or the average number of customers per year that I enjoy dealing with.

 

(getting better at this math stuff)

 

A: 423lb of grade A beef.

 

Q: The ammount of beef McDonald's uses per year?

 

A: 42

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: Crash and burn.

Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes.

 

Answer: King Arthur

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Name two supervillians that use pyrotechnics and automotive demolitions to commit crimes.

 

Answer: King Arthur

 

Q: Name an episode of "The Tick" that we will never see. :D

 

A: Celine Dion.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: Celine Dion.

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

 

Q: What are a list of reptiles?

 

A: 18 Minutes, 42 Seconds.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Question: Which celebrity has an ego larger than the GNP of the United States?

 

ANSWER: Black Adder, Puff the Magic Dragon, and Rush Limbaugh, but not Inspector Closeau?

Q: Name three people who could beat Arnold in in the California recall election?

 

A: fnord.

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Originally posted by Cybernaut

A: fnord.

 

Question: What is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs?

 

Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage.

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Originally posted by Klytus

Answer: Robert Eggplant & Jimmy Yellowpage.

 

Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise?

 

Answer: Starbucks and AD&D.

 

-AA

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Originally posted by austenandrews

Question: How can we milk yet more money out of the Led Zeppelin franchise?

 

Answer: Starbucks and AD&D.

 

-AA

Question: Name two franchises that are beating out the "little man" even though the quality of their product is inferior.

 

Answer: On the third Wednesday of the third month in every third leap year.

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Originally posted by Tom McCarthy

Answer: Two cows, a chicken, and a rabid duck

 

Question: What does Vice President Dick Cheney spend all his time with in those mysterious "undisclosed location"?

 

Answer: A Thermonuclear Tampon.

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Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth

Answer: The Pope, Oprah Winfrey, and a chocolate chip cookie.

 

Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair.

 

Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both.

 

EDIT: for code boondoggle.

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Originally posted by Agent 537

Question: Name three things women turn to for comfort in times of greatest spiritual despair.

 

Answer: A papercut OR a new recipe, but never both.

 

 

Answer: The latest Episode of Iron Chef

 

Question: What has 2 tubes, a rooster and a cieling fan?

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q. What's on Tony Starks TiVo?

 

 

 

A. A newt, 30lbs of salt, a tiny replica of Big Ben and a three day old turky sandwich.

 

Q. What is the barter value of a copy of D&D 3.5e?

 

A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.

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Originally posted by Blue

A. Yes, In springtime. But never without underwear.

Question: If offered $10,000, would you put yourself on display in Central Park?

 

Answer: Amtrak, Astroglide and an Abattoir.

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Originally posted by White Heat

Question: What three items on the props list convinced Debbie to stop making movies?

 

Answer: Red hot chili peppers but not cucumbers.

 

Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? :)

 

Answer: New Orlean's coffee

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Originally posted by Hermit

Question: What's a good vegtable name for a band? :)

 

Answer: New Orlean's coffee

 

Question: What is the latest Colonic for Hollywood?

 

Answer: Singing the glory of Oreos to the Natives.

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