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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it that time of year again? A: NO! Not until Christmas Eve!

Re: The cranky thread Where, oh where is John T, the man, who for Christmas wants a T-shirt that reads "I don't have a sweet tooth, I have a hot tooth!" and could probably point you to something that could peel paint just by opening the bottle!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what can you tell us, Zornwill, at this sad occasion of the Death of Death Tribble? A: Oh, you are so going to pay for that!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, I know the ladder is rickety, and the lights are frayed and the faux-sleigh is falling apart, but we stand a good chance of winning the neighborhood decoration contest! Why won't you help? A: Ah, afterglow!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I have to jump up and down on my left foot how many times to summon the Hokey Pokey? A: It's just rock climbing, Joel.

Re: The cranky thread I must apoligize for the stupider members of my sex who don't understand that chivalry is a good thing, no, he's not holding the door for you so he can get into your pants, and saying "thank you" is not a crime. Somewhere along the way, all these feminist, agressive, "damn-it-I-can-do-it-myself" types forgot their manners. If it helps, I allways say thank you when someone (male or not) holds the door for me!

Re: The cranky thread No, the only thing I seem to be blameable for right now is not being able to persuade the two people who are left in the store the last hour and a half before closing to spend $3000 so we can make sales plan...*grrrrrr*

Re: The cranky thread No, that would be Dallas. (check out The Story Thread, starting on page 21)

Re: The cranky thread Ummm, no......

Re: The cranky thread Can I beat up the other assistant manager? The temp holiday store I'm currently assistant-managering for is struggleing really hard right now... we haven't made any of our sales goals in the month we've been open, the District Manager is breathing down our necks, and who's getting most of the flak? ME! because I'm the person who's been with the company the longest (a whole year, as apposed to the month and a half everyone else (other managers included) and been here..... so I opened on Thursday... we caught a bit of a break and had some REALLY GOOD sales early on, and it was a great day clear until I left at 5:30... all he had to do was keep the energy going for 31/2 hours...what happened? by 6:00 the numbers had tanked...I was so pissed! @#$%&!!!

Re: The cranky thread hey, what a minute... what are we blaming me for now?

Re: Answers & Questions Q:Oh man! I saw a photographer come through here, claiming he had gotten hot, naughty pics of all the cute babes... what should I do? A: You've been a baaaaddd puddy-tat!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So we caught Dudley DoRight, but I hear it's impossible to hold this guy... any advice? A: I don't know what "boinging" is, but I'll bet MightyBec does.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What offhand comment from one diplomat to another set off WWIII? A: Another useful technique in weight control is the use of "negative stimulus therapy"

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Re: The cranky thread Honey, there's no such thing as good or bad... it's just a matter of what day you catch her on... *the Wicked Witch of The West was Glinda with PMS*

Re: The cranky thread Hey, wait a minute... that's MY lizard your picking on!!!! Don't you know it's a bad idea to mess with a witch?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is absolutely necessary for any sort of recreational activity at MightyBecs house? A: It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on!

Re: The cranky thread sounds like I'm missing something very weird... where is thisthread?

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What proposed advertising slogan got at least 3 executives at Charmin fired? A: The mind can absorb no more than the seat can endure.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Paris Hilton allegedly say to her boobs shortly after her failed attempt to seduce Death Tribble? A: I simply ache from smiling.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: what was Death Tribble's reason for blowing up the bell tower? A: I'm not ugly! I'm cute as hell!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the opening line at the "Eggs,Eggs,Eggs festival"? A:They have more power when you push them together.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Look, I'm sorry my Wonder-Blimp-of-Doom landed on your Ferrari... can't we settle out of court? A: I wear the cheese, it does not wear me!