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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Oliver Jones' father say to him after his mothers unsuccessfull attempt to turn him into her own "little Michael Jackson"? A:A Million Dollars for the Nose of the Infidel!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your doing what because you want to own the land that "The Lord of The Rings was filmed on?" A: No, that wasn't CGI...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wadda ya mean, I've allready tossed two cans of napalm at Inferno man, don't you think it's working? A: No, that's why we DON"T let MightyBec into the barn!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how does that new "Stuff your Mouth" game go? A: Reach Out For The Sunrise!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, so you were talking to the guy, he waved his magic wand and said the magic words "Alla Peanut Butter Sandwiches!" and was gone in a puff of smoke... why are you standing here fuming about it?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was Death Tribbles last words, before being sucked down by the mind-numbing, soul-sucking couch of doom? A:If it's a movement, I sometimes think it needs a laxative.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the pale girls from Swedens war cry as she steppped into the spray on tan booth? A: Heaven ain't close in a place like this.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: what was the rally cry of the masses when the time came to construct the worlds largest Coca Cola can pyramid and the builder started asking for donations? A:The On-Purpose Person.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, foolish natice islander, what makes you think you can succede against our superior intellect? A: You will now bear witness to the greatest thing mankind has ever seen!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Mmmm... I can see I have much work to do...

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So how does the new "Learn a New Language in Just One Hour?" program work? A: I allways hate the post holiday let-down.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sign prompted the cat burglar to rip off the 7-Eleven? A: Three Times!!!? Wow!!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the River Dance troupe doing as they left the auditorium? A: Rasberry Beret!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So he really shouldn't have been drinking and driving; what was the result? A: What you shouldn't do with Tarragon Vinegar.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was MightBec's state after Amused got done with him? A: Oh So Wicked!

Re: The Last Word Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel?

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What item is on the Must-Have list of every Shaman in the US this Christmas holiday? A: But, honey, this one's eating my popcorn!

Re: Answers & Questions [quote=Klytus A: White shirts everywhere. Q: So the bomber with supplies for the Wedding of the Century Reality Show dropped it's load over Kansas... what was the local reaction? A: Maybe women weren't at the Last Supper, but we'll be at the next one!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the opening steps to Grandma's sweet potato pie? A: The whole government is afraid of me, and well they may be!

Re: The cranky thread Will do... be on the lookout for healing energy coming everyone's way! Blessings!

Re: The cranky thread Ok, Ok, occasionally fate thumps me on the head and reminds me that I have much to be thankfull for and should use my gifts more often to help everyone... I wasn't going to read this thread because I"m not cranky, but wound up opening it anyway.... Wow, I'm so sorry everyone's dealing with such S***! I'm doing an altar clearing spell this evening, and (with permission, of course) I"ll include your names and situations in my pleas for better energy and luck in the coming months. Either post here with permission, or send me private e-mail, if you prefer. Blessing for All of You!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What can we expect from judges after MightyBecs annual chili cook off? A: Sonny came home with permission.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was MightBecs last words when the Ultra-Ninja's crashed the New Years Eve party? A: Step away from the coffee and no one will get hurt.

Re: The Last Word Oh, don't get me started!... I could go on and on about how my husband doens't pay any attention to me, and never helps with the housework and spends all his time on the computer and..... oh wait, that's my ex-husband... now I remember why I divorced him.... Sigh... life is actually pretty good right now... we're not struggling for money, I spend my days in romantic bliss...mmmmmm.... oh, umm, sorry... what were we talking about?

Re: The Last Word no, no, this is NOT that thread... that's an entirely different bimbo...