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Zzzzzz..... Kill all humans.... Zzzzzz hey baby you wanna kill all the humans? Zzzzz (snort)...Oh hey I just had the weirdest dream. I think you were in it.
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Today is a beautiful day on Long Island. The temps are in the low 50's, there is a gentle breeze coming off the water. It's the kind of day that, were Gloria still living on the Island, she would hit me over the head with a blackjack and shanghai me to Smith's Point Beach or Montauk Point.
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Nap Achievement: unlocked (50 points). Time Panic Achievement unlocked (75 points). Large Unnecessary Purchase unlocked (50 points).
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Dear God/Santa/Oprah,Please raise the IQ around here before I start choking people. These people are so stupid that there isn't a jury in the world that would convict me if I did, but still....Love, your buddy,Tom the Grouch
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Today I learned: the song in my head is called "Hair of the Dog" not "Son of a Bitch" and is performed by Nazareth not AC/DC.
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Rewatching Fringe, starting with Season 1 Ep 1. It's fun watching Olivia go down the rabbit hole.
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Vacation has been approved and plane tickets have been purchased to see my sister and niece in NC.
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I feel old. How old? The oldies station is playing "West End Girls" by the Pet Shop Boys. Answer: I feel very old.
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I'm hungry. I have no food at home, so that means I have to go out. Going out means that if I don't want to get arrested I must put on pants. I guess I'm not *that* hungry.
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When you die, friends go to your funeral, good friends will reminisce about that trip to Miami, best friends will delete your browser history.
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I would have spent this Valentine's day with a special someone if it weren't for the restraining order.
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I'm kinda at that awkward moment where an acquaintance who's a Facebook friend just changed their status from "In a relationship" to "Single," and you see a couple of days later their ex is dating another Facebook friend. Whoops.