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tomd1969

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  1. #rodeanmtabusandlivedtotellaboutit

  2. A thought has occurred to me that could be funny or terrifying, depending on your perspective: the US Army trusted me with live ammo. LOL/shudder

  3. So I'm at work, having a blast (LOL, j/k). I put my iPhone in my shirt pocket. After a few minutes, I hear "Click! Whir!" coming from that pocket. So I now have pictures of the inside of my shirt pocket if anyone wants them.

  4. I just had a dream that I was being chased around by Ted Knight ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," Caddy Shack, "Too Close For Comfort"... yes, *that* Ted Knight) wielding a bloody machete. I'm confused: should I be terrified or should I be laughing?

  5. I'm a guy. My emotions include hunger, horniness, and beer. Shut up... Beer's an emotion.

  6. I'm feeling much better. Not that anyone asked; I just thought I'd share.

  7. Nothing like going through your desk drawer and finding timesheets dating back to 2006. Organization: I don't haz it.

  8. As a player in this campaign (I play Lorena Anunciación Arce-Méndez), I've got to say, I'm having a blast. The Dramatis Personae in this group are: Lorena Méndez Created/Played by: Tom Davidson Concept: Grifter/Face Race: Human Vessel Role: Hailer Landside Role: Face Notes: She has a bit of a shady background and has yet to pay the price for it (not that the other PCs know that). Brennan Foresworn Holt Created/Played by: Warren Concept: Just south of Robocop Race: Cybe Vessel Role: Gunner Landside Role: Bagger (think lawyer/bureaucrat) Notes: Former military; has built in tether and a gun for an arm. Shawna Broome Created/Played by: Darren Watts Concept: Hotshot pilot Race: Human Vessel Role: Pilot Landside Role: Unknown (Darren might be able to elaborate on that) Notes: Also former military. Is not testing well with test audiences. Alan Style Created/Played by: Rob Concept: Greaser Race: Human Vessel Role: Wrench (duh) Landside Role: Techo Notes: Built our ship The Peregrine from spare parts. Dr. Ullrich von Jaeger Created/Played by: Scott Concept: Captain America with a stethoscope Race: Human Vessel Role: Doc Landside Role: Doc Notes: Is very intelligent, and is easily the smartest of the group. Shawna is his step-sister, and there are some... things... going on there. So far, I'm having a blast.
  9. I'm beginning to think that, at work at least, no matter what I do, it's wrong. I also think that those who think I have a bad attitude should check their own.

  10. Am I the only person who narrates in their head what they're doing as if they are reading to themselves the great American Novel that is their life?"Tom surreptitiously reached into his pocket and pulled out his iPhone. He called up the Facebook app and began to type, his thumbs flying over the touchscreen..."I am?All righty, then...

  11. My current experiment (or current insanity, depending on how you look at it) is almost ready for prime time. I need people to put it through its paces, though, so I'm looking for volunteers. Are you man or woman enough to do it? Follow the link to the experiment and beat the ever-loving snot out of it, please.http://blog.ridingtohellinahandbasket.com

  12. Barry: Where is the jerk that calls himself "The Tick"?!Tick: *I* am that jerk!

  13. If I fall, do you promise to catch me?

  14. Ugh... I feel all nauseous and gross and whiny and anxious. I hate this weather.

  15. On the phone catching up with my cousin.

  16. I have always said this in reference to spiders: nukem from orbit; it's the only way to be sure. My friends and family think that I'm overreacting: I think they're just not taking the spider threat seriously enough. #themoreyouknow #spidersthreatormenace

  17. Am I annoying you yet?How about now?How about now?How about now?

  18. ¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo, mis amigos!

  19. Ugh. The good news: I've made it past the 12-hour benchmark at work with a body count only in the low teens. The bad news: I have 3.5 hours to go.

  20. There's nothing more depressing than watching wrestling, wondering why a particular wrestler looks so familiar, and realizing that it's because he's the son of a wrestler you used to watch when you were much younger. Then you realize that the older wrestlers were in their prime thirty years ago. It boggles the mind.In this case, Curtis Axel is Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig's son, and Curt Hennig in turn was Larry "The Axe" Hennig's son. Natalya is the daughter of Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. C...

  21. Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. I really do appreciate it!

  22. There is nothing worse then having a friend go through a tough time and not really being in a position to help them.

  23. No, but seriously, if you are experiencing chest pains or other discomfort, please seek the advice of a doctor. I'm sure that if Warrior had gotten proper preventive medical attention he'd still be alive.http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2014/04/14/ultimate-warrior-wwe-autopsy-cause-of-death/7713003/

  24. All humans are vermin in the eyes of Tom the Grouch.

  25. Yesterday, I could delay going to bed for hours; I was so tired I went to bed early. Tonight, I'm not tired at... all... Zzzzzzzzzz

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