SatinKitty

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I wanna drown in a vat of fudge.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

He fills a room with little Tribbles.

Re: The cranky thread

This day has stunk with a level of stinkitude that has not been reached before in my recent or long term memory.

I tried to go shopping to make myself feel better but on a Saturday afternoon in December, that wasn't happening. I couldn't even get into the parking lots much less find a space. I mailed off my Secret Santa gift but they said there was a new law that my name had to go on the package.

If I had had a good AOE energy blast, that place would now be smoking ashes.

I gave a good tip at lunch and cuddled OddHat to make myself feel better, although he started this whole mess.

I am having trouble typing.

If I were Dexter, it would be time for someone to die.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

I said "...and returning my calls..."

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

A friend whom I thought was through with me called me tonight. She is a two-year Cancer Survivor who got the good news she is in Remission and since she has been for two years, the chances of it returning have halved again. She explained that she was scared and therefore isolated herself. We will hang out together on Friday.

One more time: If your friend stops calling and returning your calls, 99.999999 % of the time it has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with you.

Re: Musings on Random Musings

You should never use Density Increase inside a building unless your objective is getting to the basement quickly.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

King Leers at Pretty Girls.

NT: What will you buy with your Christmas money ?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

What I want to do to Benedict Cumberbatch would get me a month's detention at any Catholic School.

Re: The cranky thread

It's 6:30 am and my stomach says: "For the last time, NO. NO sugar before bed. Not even two ounces of chocolate four hours before bed."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

What would happen if you Critically failed a Seduction roll ?

NT: If you were a Super Villain, what would be your name ? (difficulty: No real people's names, please)

Re: The cranky thread

I think the Holiday Blues are coming on. I tried playing the Trans Siberian Orchestra's CD and didn't like it. I tried my Dad and Mom's Christmas music, listened to Bing sing "White Christmas" and just felt worse. I want to play my Very Special Christmas CD, but the first song on that is "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" and I hate that. They have it on the other VSC CD too. Really, that song stinks.

Maybe the Grinch ?

Maybe I'll just play my Necronomicon CD. It's about how I'm feeling right now.

Re: The Non Sequitor Thread

It's nearly 11:00 pm on December 3rd and my Air Conditioner is on. In New Jersey.

Re: The cranky thread

Ugh.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

He climbs on the roof and announces who has who with a bullhorn.

Re: The cranky thread

I both tossed my cookies in the morning and lost my cookies at bedtime from my computer yesterday. All over 1000 of my cookies. Hero is not recognizing me right now.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

She has a wonderful home with the Cat Whisperer ! What a lucky Gal !

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Cuthulhu- tentacles for Christmas Tree ornaments.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

Mary-Kate's Anorexia/drug addiction saga won them lots of parts.

NT: OddHat has had a bad couple of days. How can I make him feel better ? (difficulty: besides sex)

Re: The cranky thread

The new pajamas are freakin' huge. They fit. Canned food for dinner. Bleah. I miss good sleep. I have no energy to do anything and my eyes look horrible. Can't leave the house without makeup.

Yet I have a good life, good home, good car, good cats, great Husband. He just bought me a third Christmas present.

But it's hard to be happy when you feel like a New Mother.

Re: The cranky thread

I'm tired of waking up exhausted and needing more than an hour to fully wake up.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

OddHat is not happy. His Mom brought a gallon tub of vanilla Haagen Dazs over on Thanksgiving and left it here. In the past three days, OddHat has ingested almost all of it and is miserable that he has repeatedly gone off his nutrition plan. So, being the good Wife I am, I snuck down to the freezer, pulled what is left out, doused it in Palmolive and threw it in the trash. OddHat went to bed more than two hours ago. In the morning it will be a soapy puddle.

I LOVE MY HUSBAND AND DO NOT WISH HIM TO BE UNHAPPY AND SICK.

Even if he huffs and puffs a little, I think he will be glad the temptation is gone.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

OddHat is not happy. His Mom brought a gallon tub of vanilla Haagen Dazs over on Thanksgiving and left it here. In the past three days, OddHat has ingested almost all of it and is miserable that he has repeatedly gone off his nutrition plan. So, being the good Wife I am, I snuck down to the freezer, pulled what is left out, doused it in Palmolive and threw it in the trash. OddHat went to bed more than two hours ago. In the morning it will be a soapy puddle.

I LOVE MY HUSBAND AND DO NOT WISH HIM TO BE UNHAPPY AND SICK.

Even if he huffs and puffs a little, I think he will be glad the temptation is gone.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread

I've said it before and I'll say it again; my Husband is a gentle, loving, extra 100 miles going warm cuddly puppy dog with the patience of a Saint.

Re: The cranky thread

Hey, you gotta have some of your birthday cake !

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

Smelled ?