Kaeto

L Marcus invented Pain and I wish he hadn't as I'm in so much that Morphine isn't working to dull it.

My mom used to make a Tuna Souffle.  My dad didn't like it, but my mom , me, and the dog did so my dad was outvoted.

45 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

That's a happy pupper.

And she was never seen again , but pile of bear scat smelled of her perfume for about a week.

And Death Tribble set them on fire.

1 hour ago, Christopher said:

You mean like this guy?

http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1247

Yep I ordered it from his Zazzle store.

33 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

Puts me in mind of a T-shirt I've got.  It's got a drawing of a baby Harp Seal holding an M-4 rifle and the caption:  "I dare you to try to club this seal."

2 hours ago, Cygnia said:

Baby Snow Mew!

Tech was acknowledged as Mostly Harmless by the Vogon. Because he loved their poetry.

1 hour ago, Pariah said:

Cancer prefers his coffee so dark, it has an albedo of 0.0.

Which it only achieves after Pariah has bathed in it.

1 hour ago, Cygnia said:

"I'm Fabio!"

Death Tribble invented sewage.

1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

What do they use steamrollers for in the real world? I mean, they're good for flattening Sylvester the Cat, but what is their actual function?

They are used to compact asphalt used in roads. As well as compacting other areas. The rollers on modern ones are filled with water.

40 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

"Eat mor chikin!"

In a previous life I bore the name Cotton Mather, and L Marcus was one of the Witches I prosecuted.

1 hour ago, Cygnia said:

Allright who poured the bleach on Big Bird?

39 minutes ago, GM Joe said:

The Fuji is the One True Apple, as all right-thinking people know.

 

Did you get that from Mintruth?

Death Tribble ate L Marcus's shoes.

11 minutes ago, Lucius said:

 

L Marcus is missing a verb.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

DId the palindromedary eat it?

Nope, L Marcus is non Verbal.

My local grocery store is starting to put up the Halloween sale items already.

31 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

"I'm so Wonewy, will you wuv me?"

I thought that was Death Tribble at first.

1 hour ago, Cygnia said:

One of these things is not like the others

And Pariah desperately wants to be mummified alive.

21 minutes ago, death tribble said:

And Kaeto would know having been served as The Dish of the Day. He now seeks to convert others to feel what he felt i.e. stomach acids.

Of course I want everyone to feel the agony of being digested. I'm sadistic!