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  2. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    But at the end of it, that character (who'd built into her character that she'd remain a virgin at LEAST until she was married) wedded the Crown Prince, and decided it was time to find out what she was missing.

     

    Lina (to the rest of the party, who has NOT had any similar vows): "I don't get what you guys are always making such a big deal about."

    The Prince (muttering): "I thought it was pretty good . . ."

    Oh, poor guy...

     

    "Jorkash' date=' my brothers will have a moment of your time. [/b']"

     

    That is so repped.

  5. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    The team has just been teleported, and reappear several feet above the ground. 3 of the 4 members can fly, and start doing so to avoid falling. The GM has the non-flyer, Centurion, make a Dex roll. He rolls a 4.

     

     

    GM: Okay, Centurion, you do a flip and land on your feet... And you look cooler then everyone else.

     

     

    Fireguy (OOC): But I'm on fire!

     

     

    Fade (OOC): And I'm translucent!

     

     

    Big G (OOC): ...I'm black.

  6. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    Hey, I'm just doing my little bit to help out. ;)

     

    On a side note, the Toreador prince of DC, Calliope, is famous for her reference to the "Toreador staple gun". IE: The device most Toreadors use to staple one hand to their head so that they can more easily be in a constant state of angst and ennui.

     

    She's the bomb yo. :smoke:

    :D Man, I wish I could give her rep.

  8. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    Not sure if this counts, since it wasn't actually said aloud, but I was told a tale the other day.

     

    At the game store I go to there's a D&D GM who is a bisexual male. Also, there is a semi-regular who is the most socially inept person I have ever seen. I suspect he might have Asperger's syndrome.

     

    So the GM was recently putting together a new group after the conclusion of a campaign. Asperger Guy heard about it, and asked if he could get in. Against his better judgement the GM agreed.

     

    The GM told me he knew he was in trouble when Asperger Guy said to him "I know you're gay and everything, but could I have sex with a girl in your game?" Note that the emphisised text was not a jab at the GM's sexual orientation (which Asperger Guy got wrong anyway), but a hopeful request from the player.

     

    The GM was caught a little off guard by the question, but responded "Um... ok." He told me later that he'd been tempted to go into a pirate voice and respond "Arrr... No matey, ye can only **** men in my game."

  9. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    Antoine Harrison (the team's contact with MARS): "Guys, I need you to go check out a restaurant called Chicken Kitchen. *Brief pause* There's been an incident.

     

     

    Fade: Ok. Hey, maybe we can grab lunch while we're at it.

     

     

    Harrison: No. You won't be having lunch there. Ever again.

     

     

    Fade & Silhouette (in perfect unison): Oh. That kind of incident.

  13. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    The truly scary part? I should have the initial blueprints done in time for the next game. I'm drawing it' date=' in real life, mural style on a 3'x3' sheet of paper and presenting it as a gift to Dannington.[/quote']

    The masses demand you take a picture first.

  16. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    The city park is on fire. Big G (a powerful telekinetic) is flying in Hydro-Electric and Shadow Wolf. The latter two will be useful for putting out the blaze, but will be fairly useless for crowd control.

     

    Big G: "Can you guys check to see if there are any people, and take care of them if there are?"

     

    SW & H-E: "No."

     

    Big G: "...'Kay."

  17. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    There was a fringe artist in the 60's and 70's named Vaugn Bode, the guy whose work inspired the movie "Wizards" by Ralph Bakshi. He had a cartoon of a female soldier (his art style meant she was wearing like a helmet, boots, and a gear belt and nothing else) carrying a machine gun, who was walking along with a treaded robot, which was talking and saying things like "You are an enemy, but I cannot destroy you. Your beauty has enchanted me, and I must protect you from now on." This goes on for several panels, the last one of which is the robot syaing "Now all I must do is kill the ugly bag of mostly water, and you and I can be together forever, beautiful machine gun."

     

    Bode was always doing things like that.

     

    Heh. I'm more familiar with the work of Vaughn's son Mark, but that sounds pretty amusing. I wonder I can track that one down online?

  18. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    IIRC there was an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation which featured tiny silicon crystal beings which referred to humans as "ugly bags of mostly water".

     

    I've never actually seen that episode, though.

    I caught a rerun of that one just the other day. Basically a terraforming project was disrupting their environment (the lifeforms had not been detected during scanning of the otherwise dead planet).

     

     

     

    These lifeforms were capable of interfacing with electronics, and when they tapped into a universal translator system, they did indeed refer to humans as “ugly bags of mostly waterâ€

  20. Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

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    GUPRS Fantasy. The PCs are at the closing of a Tournament, and they have just been hired by the Queens champion when the the anouncements begin.

     

    Anouncer: And to Stewart DeLancey, the King awards one of his prize mares.

    Doomed PC: Not the Queen!

    Queen's Champion: *Quickdraw sword, critical hit, location 5 (head), result 3 (instant death), quickdraw hankerchief (I kid you not), wipe sword clean.* (Everything the Queen's Champion did was in a single GURPS combat round. i.e. 1 second.)

     

    Repped. That's some lemon-flavored awesome right there. :thumbup:

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