Kara Zor-El
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Q: Why are the Chiefs playing so many ex-Rams? A: Onward and upward to the Super Bowl!
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Q: Why are you saluting that dirty sock on the flag pole? A: Dr. Doom sucks rotten pickled eggs!
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Q: Shouldn't that be "vase"? A: This is just too easy sometimes.
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Reading over a certain thread, I see that there are people who shouldn't be teachers. And if that person ever comes within 100 yards of any of my children, Rachel will be the last thing he has to worry about.
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Q: My clothes got ruined. Have something I can wear? A: Last year's news and next year's pizza.
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Q: What was in that storefront before it went on the market? A: Baseball, apple pie and frisbees.
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Q: The HERO server had how many posts stored in its memory before it crashed? A: Pop tarts and a popsicle stick.
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Q: Hey, lemming, can I borrow your lawn mower? A: A fence with a recliner perched on top.
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Q: Didn't Tim realize you can't breathe in space? A: Two babes, a baseball bat and unlimited frequent flyer miles.
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Hmmmm, just noticed that I can't seem to find myself in the members' directory. Think Ben's trying to tell me something? lol
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Being crapped on by "friends" hurts.
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Tonight was my office Christmas party, spouses invited. No one seemed the least bit uncomfortable with my relationship with Rachel. Or Rachel herself. I work with good people.
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Q: Hey, Tim, what do you think you should do after that last question of yours? A: Santa Claus and Alyssa Milano
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Q: How are the male NGD posters picturing Kara and Rachel on Christmas? A: No presents for you this year, young man!
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Finding readable lesbian romances ain't easy.
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Q: Did you see Rachel throw her bat, hit three guys and have it come back like a boomerang? A: Cream cheese, of course!
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Q: (Virgin bride to groom) What's that thing between your legs? A: Five gold rings, a partridge in a pear tree and the Grinch.
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Q: It's only been a year. You expect me to sleep with you so soon? A: It's only money, ya miser.
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Q: Honey, I know you used the screwdriver to fix the loose hinge, but what about fixing the toilet? A: The Incredible Hulk, Grond and a cute li'l bunny.
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I am very fortunate to have met my soulmate at the tender age of five and been with her ever since.
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Q: Dear, why are you bringing the whipped cream, a whip and the shop vac into the bedroom? A: You silly, silly boy.
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It's impossible to watch the end of It's A Wonderful Life without getting teary eyed.
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There's nothing better than your child crawling into your lap, snuggling in, smiling sweetly at you and saying "I love you, Mama."
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Foul, I say! Foul!! Ignored my A & Q in favor of the one that appeared after it!! Okay, I'm over it. lol
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Q: How did a tiny thing like you take out that raging behemoth? A: Two hamburgers and an oil well.