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Re: Superhero Archetypes
I know which site you mean- but I can't remember what it was called...
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Re: Superhero Gaming articles for you
Thanks! Bookmarked it.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
According to the radio commercial, Avacor will not grow hair on anyone younger than 20 or older than 72. Seems like an odd vulnerability.
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Re: Super-Villain Showdown: The Taskmaster vs Deathstroke the Terminator.
Flash: "Oh, yeah, I forgot that I'm actually a lot faster than Slade. And that I can vibrate my molecules until I'm intangible, so I don't have to worry about any land mines. Duh. My bad."
Atom: "Hmm, I forgot that I can retain my density when I shrink, so getting hit with a photon isn't going to do anything. I also forgot that I'm too small for Deathstroke to actually see, because I'm dancing in-between particles of light.
Black Canary: "I forgot that I don't have to unhinge my jaw to use my sonic cry. I also forgot that I'm just as good as Deathstroke in the martial arts."
This, in a nutshell, is why I like Marvel better than DC. Most DC heroes have to forget they have powers to be threatened by the villains in their rogues' galleries. With the exception of Iron Man, most Marvel first-stringers have a plethora of credible threats to face monthly.
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Re: Super-Villain Showdown: The Taskmaster vs Deathstroke the Terminator.
Ok, work with me here...Taskmaster beat up Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel stole her name from The Kree warrior, Mar Vell.
Mar Vell shared dimensional space with Rick Jones.
Rick Jones hangs out with the Hulk.
The Hulk beats the crap out of everyone, and he's green.
Beast Boy is green, and he beat the crap out of Slade.
Therefore:
Taskmaster beat Slade.
Simple math.
Says I gotta spread rep around before I rep you again.
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There are a lot of DC and Marvel characters (well, mainly DCs) with cool powers, or a cool costume, cool name, or a cool backstory... and absolutely nobody has the slightest clue how to write them... or else, didn't for a long time before anyone figured out how to use them. (I'll leave Image out since they don't use writers.) Hawkman, Starman, Moon Knight, Darkhawk, Metallo, those Serpent Society losers, the Slug, the Ray, Amazo, Paladin (Marvel), Mysterio, Quicksilver, Damage all come to mind.
What characters are disappointments to you, and (if it isn't immediately obvious,) why?
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Re: Super-Villain Showdown: The Taskmaster vs Deathstroke the Terminator.
You know, here's where I give it to Taskmaster:
He's smart enough to to fight his own battles. He's become quite wealthy training lackeys for other villains. He also beat the combined might of Captain Marvel, Ant-Man (Scott Lang), Carol Danvers and some other schmuck that I hope has been written out of the Avengers. Rick Jones ultimately chased him off with a suckerpunch, but he had the aforementioned group of fairly powerful heroes stymied for a good six panels (which I assume is about two or three turns of combat).
OTOH, Slade fought... teenagers. Powerful teenagers, but still teenagers. I mean, that's low even for a supervillain.
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Re: Which supers movies were better than you expected, which were worse?
You know, I always hated Nightcrawler until the movie version.
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Re: Eryck Webb art
I thought the art stuff was fine. The characters were pretty Liefeldish though.
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Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief
Umm... "Eunuch"?You-NUK-nuk, if you like. Having him say Eunuch is funnier.
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Re: Which supers movies were better than you expected, which were worse?
You know, I've never found myself immediately disappointed by a superhero movie. Upon further reflection, I've become upset about losing time from my life after viewing such films as Batman & Robin and Superman IV.
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Re: Superhero Archetypes
Well' date=' really there are two flavors of archetypes here to be considering. I've never liked the fact that these are often combined. It's simply a question of form or function.[/quote']Thank you for parting the semantic waters- you beat me to it. Let me split further hairs.
Form archetypes should be more appropriately called Origin archetypes, but I like your function designation. We should also split the form list again, into origin and theme archetypes. "Patriot" (I prefer "flagsuit" as a more generic term) is the first entry in this third list. I think we can come up with others.
Every well-constructed character actually appears on all three lists; Captain America is a Weapons Master/Martial Artist in form, a Martial Artist in function, and a Patriot in theme.
So, with new clarity, we have three lists, thus (and forgive their dreadful incompleteness):
Origin Archetypes:
Mutant
Magic
Altered Human (e.g strange chemicals, Super-Soldier Serum)
Gadgets (technology)/Artifacts (magic)/Battlesuit
Highly-Trained Human
Alien
Robot
Intelligent Animal
Function Archetypes:
Brick
Martial Artist
Weapons Master
Energy Projector
Mentallist
Support
Penetrator (I'll lay off the homoerotic overtones )
Speedster
Theme Archetypes:
Patriot
Unwanted Power/Persectued
Scientist/Explorer/Academic
Hired Muscle
Elemental
Half-Beast/Feral
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Re: Most Powerful Member of the FF?
Someone laid down the restriction of only the core 4, otherwise all bets are off. Crystal? Holy smokes! Valeria/Marvel Girl? Sue plus. The Brute? Purple power. Heck, there was even the Commercial 4 team of Hulk, Ghost Rider, Wolverine and Spider-Man.
I am embarassed to say, I bought both halves of that two-parter.
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Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief
He's a giant bizarro native american with tremendous strength and durability. When trouble comes around' date=' he says his magic words and reduces himself to man size![/quote']*You mean, "Eunuch-nuk"?
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Re: Gamemastering Tutorial Adventures
I'm surprised you've made the transition from coach of the St. Louis Rams so smoothly.
It's too bad the BBB is not still available- the adventure in the back was very good for introducing everyone to the system. Look at the Company Store section- there are plenty of premade adventures. Since I have only played a small number of them, I don't know which would be the best for your needs.
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Re: A Good Word for "Abusive" Framework Uses
During my last regular campaign, in 1999, we were between 300-350 points, and the brick was built on something like 600 points. Because he didn't go out of his way to show up the other PCs, it worked.
The same can be said about frameworks- as long as the player is mature enough to play within the team concept, no framework construction is really abusive.
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You all remember this stumblebum from Super Friends. What would he be like as a Bizarro? Show us what you got.
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Re: Gravitar vs Graviton?
There was a time, however, during the late 80's, when Spider-Man kicked his butt (Along with Titania, Goliath, the Brothers Grimm and Paste-Pot Pete, but they was just for exercise), so you have to be careful about what version that you're talking about.
All in all, Graviton Smash.
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Re: CU top Ten Richest
Top 10 is tough, but Batman and Magneto have to be right up there. Lex Luthor isn't in my world as of now.
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Re: Animal Writeups
Some sort of very high PRE- he can shout the other muppets out of their shorts.
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Re: The Forbes Fictional 15
Luthor is easily much richer than Wayne in the DCU, however, once you get to your basic $8 billion US (Wayne), it matters very little.
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Re: Most Powerful Member of the FF?
The difference is, Sue doesn't have a ring you can take away from her, and Kyle's got no imagination.
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Re: WWYCD: Hostages for the Holidays
This is a hard category for me, since there are more PCs I love than possible strategies to explore.
Ratman Would probably infiltrate through the heating ducts or a small window in a room with less traffic. His power to disorient and blind his opponent would make him a useful point man in a rescue attempt. I'm not sure how excited he'd be about the rescue, but he'd be pleased to tear into a supervillain with such a crummy plan.
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Re: Most Powerful Member of the FF?
Myself, I like Superman in the abstract. The Infinite Power Superman works best in comedy or as background, but high power characters are only a problem when the writer isn't up to giving them interesting challenges.
Repped!
Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief
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Re: Character Challenge: Write up Bizarro-Apache Chief
It occurs to me, he's wrapped himself in some sort of skirt.. and when he grows, everyone can see his enormous junk. Makes sense to me.