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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
GF: Honey? Can you look up for me?
Me: Of course. :: pulls out a book, and starts looking through it::
GF: It would be under
Me: Gee, thanks. I never would have figured that out.
GF: ::giggles::
Me: Ah. Here it is... ::starts to read::
GF: ::waits patiently::
Me: There. :: puts the book away:: I looked it up just like you asked.
GF: Gee. Thanks. Now would you mind actually sharing the information with me?
ME: OK. But just for the record, that was not part of the original request...
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
Word!
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: The dog's good' date=' but our real competition is the Hypnotoad.[/quote']Q: Why are we ignoring Fred the Wonderdog, Mr. Mental?
A: He's Mr. Sun.
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Re: The cranky thread
Upside is I don't drive so I am not a threat to anyone on the roads.You mean aside from you being a giant-sized flaming death tribble with laser-vision?
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
the palindromedary says no doubt he'll soon forgetForget what?
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I was not aware that chickens were one of our more commonly used explosives.Q: Why does this recipe for home-made pipe-bombs I downloaded from the internet call for 3 roosters?
A: Eggs. Lots of eggs.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Hey' date=' ewe, get off of MacCloud![/quote']Q: What was Weird Al McYankovick's first song parody?
A: Only a frog with a hat.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
I completely missed the Super Bowl yesterday. Yet even though it was (from what everyone says) a really good game, I don't regret not watching it.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I can't count that answer. It wasn't phrased in the form of a palindrome.Q: Why was it so hard to find new contestants for Jeopardy after the Palindromedary took over as host?
A: More is less.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Presenting Wilson Wasting Disease. Get yours today!!!!Q: What is the worst infomercial you've ever seen?
A: A tie for dead last.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Cerberus with Galactus.Q: What is too absurd for even the ""What if...?" titles?
A: Conan with Wolverine.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: New' date=' old -- they all spend the same.[/quote']Q: So, which pile of cash did you spend first: the new or the old?
A: I wish I had that problem.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
Actually' date=' I said it as a throw-away line, and she found it more amusing than I did. Strange, that, since she typically doesn't share my humor so much. Then again, she's the coffee drinker, not me, so maybe she has personal experience with their coffee.[/quote']The coffee aficionado I am dating hates, loathes and despises Dunkin' coffee. This is a lady for whom a morning without coffee is just a shade less worse than learning your puppy just died... but if the only coffee available is from Dunkin' Donuts, she'd rather go without.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
Turbo Tax + a simple return + getting a nice refund in less than 2 weeks = Win
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: A silver plated creatureQ: What is our best weapons against the werewolves?
A: A partridge in a pair of trees.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: I don't think this is what "flash mob" ought to mean.Q: Will it be better for you if they don't open their trenchcoats?
A: Be careful what you wish for.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Everyone wears muu-muu's. Everyone.Q: Who is this "Johnny Everyone", and why can I not wear a muu-muu in this town?
A: I take it back.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
I just murdered an innocent pizza.Now, now... I'm quite sure that pizza had it coming...
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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster
Is it me, or is that look on Newt's face enough pure malice to give even The Emperor chills?
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
I think I'd like a job where watching porn at work was encouraged' date=' nay, required.[/quote']Considering that watching p0rn on my PC is usually what heralds my engaging in "stress relief", its just as well that I do not have such a job...
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: DingleberiesQ: She kicked you in the... ?
A: A Skyrim job.
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Re: The cranky thread
Now I feel like I wasted a perfectly good bag of barf.My work here is done...
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Re: The cranky thread
And here I thought you were either saving it for the doctor or for that "special someone" where nothing says how you feel about them quite like a vomit-filled Ziploc® brand sealable plastic bag...
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Have some wine and my credit card.Q: You went on a bit of a drunken spending spree last week. What was the last thing you remember before you left Mr. Gate's estate?
A: An arrow to the knee.
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Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Why did you science project get an F?
A: I doubt very much that the word was "bird".