Klytus
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
My theory is that cats know humans find it annoying.JG
Considering the cats I've know, I'll second this theory.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.Q: Why did dad put hidden cameras in all the kids bedrooms?
A: Almost, but not quite, useless.
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A: This wasn't the sort of fantasy novel I asked you to get.Q: But it's one of the best Harlequin romances ever! Why don't you like your Christmas present?
A: Bored, now.
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A: Wrong Enterprise.Q: Why did Kirk get beamed to a car rental place?
A: He just had to go.
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A: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good....Q: What happened when The Punisher managed to get the powers of St. Nick?
A: That sounded to right to be wrong.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Linky?http://www.hotflashgames.com/index.php?page=game.php&game=darktower&gameid=3
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: We;re going to need some bigger guns. 16-inch naval cannon should do nicely.Q: How do you propose we shoot our way into Dr. Destroyer's fortress?
A: The Spirit of the Season.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
There are online versions that are free...Damn, you! I just had to do a Google search for it, and dang it if I didn't find it. I owe you both rep and a kick in the kneecaps for that!
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Congo bongo congee punjee sticks.Q: What is the most dangerous lawn toy since Lawn Darts?
A: There is no hope... there is only you.
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Re: The cranky thread
Didn't get the job.::a chorus of "Boo!Hiss!" erupts from the studio audience::
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
Backstory: At work today, one of the junior Security techs got a pretty bad piece of malware on his laptop (the fake XP Anitivirus 2012 to be exact). So, I replaced his hard drive and imaged it while my friend and co-worker (and his senior in the Security department) mercilessly ribbed him about it. When I returned the unit to him...
She: Now have we learned our lesson yet?
Him: (sheepishly) Yes.
She: Are we going to take better care in web surfing now?
Him: Yes. I hope this never happens again.
She: Hope? Hope!? There is no hope - there is only you!
((Yes, yes... she was trying to make the point that "hope" is a poor substitute for due-diligence. But there was no way I could let an opening like that go...))
Me: Oh, what a great way to put it! ::booming voice:: "There is no hope! There is only you!"
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
Dark Tower sells for $200? Now I'm going to have to see if that game is still up in my mom's attic when I go visit her for Christmas. Man, I loved the hell out of that game.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: All we have the opportunity to do is sit around the house waiting for the DVR to implode.Q: Back in my day, all we had for entertainment was waiting for the penguin on top of the telly to explode. What do you have?
A: And a poorly disguised one at that.
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
A friend of mine on FB: I just saw an ad for "The Perfect Holiday Gift!!!' I don't have much time for organized religion...or organized atheism, for that matter, but this makes me twitch in my brain:$25 or $50 gift cards for Hooters.
Which one would Jesus prefer?
My comment: Considering that Christmas is nothing more than a Pagan holiday in a poor disguise, I think that giving the gift of Hooters is perfectly in-line with the spirit of the season
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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.
From a couple of friends of mine...
The Wife: That's a lot of bags for 3 things.
The Husband: Yeah, the bagger seemed to think any items in the same bag will fight in the back seat.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
The downside of being on Santas naughty list... Father Christmas and his Krampus Guard
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: You've really earned your fifteen yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct this time!Q: What did you say to him to kicking the Referee?
A: Not very rude.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: Of course it's balanced! There's two left on each side.Q: How can you say the Force is balanced after the Sith destroyed the Jedi order?
A: Her feet.
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Re: The cranky thread
I bought three nightgowns from my favorite store a few weeks ago and NOW they go on 40% off sale.Has it been less than 30-days? If so, take them back with the receipt and ask to be reimbursed for the price difference. If they won't, return them, and then buy identical ones at the sale price.
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
If you don't mind me saying, your wife sounds like an amazing woman. I tip my proverbial hat to her.G_d bless
Agreed.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: It has a hideous unclean thing. But then I washed it and it's a lot better.Q: How did your meeting with Ron Jeremy go?
A: Being there.
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Re: A Thread for Random Musings
A quiet Thanksgiving Day with just me and the girl-friend and the place to ourselves. No family. No driving. No stress. No drama.
This I can be thankful for
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Re: Musings on Random Musings
That's because' date=' in a state with a massive surplus of solar, wind, hydrodynamic, and geothermal power, we generate all our electricity by burning foreign oil.[/quote']~headdesk~
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Re: The cranky thread
Well' date=' it got done. The perp admitted her guilt so in theory there will not be a huge investigation--at least not involving me. We'll see what happens.[/quote']Good news, at last.
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