A couple of heroes found themselves in a secret stairwell in a library that had been built at during the time of the Roman Empire. There were four blocks next to the door with the Following letters K M L X inscribed on them. Only one button was correct, the other three would cause the walls to crush the heroes for 6d6 of killing damage. The heroes failed three times in a row (Well they healed themselves between each failure) before getting the right one.
Dear Quark,
One of my lackeys is upset because I don't want to talk after committing one of my master crimes, how can I get him to understand that he is just an underling unworthy of my conversation without hurting his feelings?
Bookworm