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  6. Jokes

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    Re: Jokes

     

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

     

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

     

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

     

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

     

    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

     

    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

     

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

     

     

    The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

     

     

    Finally... a smart blonde joke.

     

     

     

    :D

     

     

     

    Pretty good. Unfortunately, there would also be the filing fees, and the research fees, and the transportation fees, and the talking to a live person fee, and, and, and.

     

  23. I have a dream. (and MAN was it wierd!)

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    Re: I have a dream. (and MAN was it wierd!)

     

    I had a dream the other night. Spoilered for creepiness.

     

     

     

    I was laying in my bed, and a crack appeared in the ceiling. At first I thought it was a line of spiders scurrying around, but no, it was particles of the ceiling being silently pulled through into a void, leaving a fissure in the ceiling maybe four feet long and six inches wide. A wet slithering from the other side, then slender tendrils dropped through, waving slowly in the still air. Silver nerves sheathed in mucus, they descended toward the bed, toward my warm, thinking body. Not to consume, I knew, but to invade, to slip through my skin and inhabit my body as an extension of whatever was on the other side of that jagged crack in my ceiling.

     

    Once I could force myself to wake up and move, I sat there in bed staring at the ceiling for five minutes, making sure there was no crack or flaw.

     

     

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