Tim
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Q: What gifts did Kara give Rachel to help her fall in love? A: Loose Change on the subway.
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Q: What event signaled B.G.'s lowering of Effects Budget? A: Tight Mini Dress and Combat boots.
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Q:Could I, Sir If I 'm able Write Iambic Parameter For my produce Label? A: Lady Death takes a holiday.
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Q:What three things were found in Jeffery Dalmer's refridgerator? A: Last of the Moccasins
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Q: What did Magneto tell his guard was wrong with him? A:A Martini with a twist of lemon, hold the glass.
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Q: Did hell freexing over have any consequences? A: Bun-Bun vs. Bugs Bunny
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Q:Why does Von D-Man spend so much time in the Evil Executive's Washroom? A: I'll have mine a little pink in the middle.
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Q:What are the 2 main ingredients in Ninja Bread? A:Zero-G String
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Q: What caused all the recent time distortions? A: Satin and Silk, Leather and Lace
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Q:Who lost a Nobel's prize at the casino tables? A: Mr. Roger's 'Hood.
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Q: What was shot last Rabbit season? A: A fist full of Rooster Fries.
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Q: Why is it 50 degrees below zero in here? A: Sausage being made, Congress in session, and Rosanne Barr in the Nude.
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Q: What do people say about Pinoccio? A: I can drunk just as good fight. (beat me to it again Worldmaker)
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Q:How long can someone stand up to being tortured by Rachel? A: Whatever you do, don't cross the streams.
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Not here please, I don't want to have to clean it up.
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Q:Name the cast in almost any horror film? A: You've been mostly dead all day.
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Q:what's the most common sounds heard in a garage? A: Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers.
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Q: Where did that missing peice of Brocolli go? A: Ebony, Ivory, and those little plastic things on the end of shoelaces.
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Q: Where to find a grown ma acting like a child? A: Vampire Baseball Bats and Garlic Baseballs
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Q:Can I get this in Chartreuse? A: Harry, Larry, and Mary, but not Gary.
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Q:What was the treasure you got in your last game of AD&D? A:Mighty Morphin' Power Puffs
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Q: What sporting goods equipment do you use? A: Don't jar the nuclear jam.
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Q:What mnoster did Dejah Thoris not want to be rescued from? A: A touch to much gunpowder.
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Uhhhh.... (such an easy target, it's got to be a trap)... no comment:)
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Watch out Worldmaker, I just went thru having to apologize to keep her from getting her bat out.