Tim
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Q: What's the opposite of a caged, flying, desert bird? A:I'm looking, I'm looking!
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Q: What weird clothing options by Defender casued a major intervention by the other Champions? A; If you give me money, I'm all for it.
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Q: Dude! Who farted? A: Fourty Days and Forty Thousand Dollars
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Q: What's the latest dance craze to hit the hip-hop scene? A: My stomach feels all kinds of Woozilly
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Q: Why are you letting your kids eat that cereal that says it's 90% sugar? A: Stone age guru.
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Q: Do they call you Doc Titan because of your height? A: I hope you're happy. I'm naked.
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Judge: Ma'am, could you identify the weapon used against you in the assault? A: Last I knew, the toaster was four months pregnant.
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Q: What did the Hooler say about Armadillo? A: I'm a werewolf, and I'm allergic to dogs.
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Q: Did someone yell something before that big explosion? A: Witchblade: Undercover Nun
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Q: You said you sleep with an intellegent Kuola? What's it like? A: Sometimes I just want to scream, "Take me now!"
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Q: What did the latest victim of the Hulk say when he reganding conciousness? A: Always the right.
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Do you have an outside picture of the ship, so we can get an idea of how it goes together?
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Q:Could you reach that book on the top shelf? A: A package of instant water. All you have to do is add water.
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Q: Streisand can sin? What does it sound like? A: 2 months in the navy and 3 months hot bunking.
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for Klytus: A: It hit the pavement like a trashbag filled with vegetable soup. Q1: You wanted your blue jacket didn't you? Q2: What happened when you threw that trashbag filled with vegtable soup out the window? A: I could have sworn I left it with the dog.
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Q: Where did the Hack and Slash Maniac go? A: It's dead Jim. Your Computer's dead.
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Q: What is the one thing Foxbat will never be accused of being? A; It's this damn stomach virus. I feel weak.
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Q: What is the most crowded car you have ever seen? A: Grond in a TUTu
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Q: Can you go out there and rescue our crewmembers? A: SubStandard Sub Sandwich
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Q: You said William Shatner needed 2 trailers. Why? A; Ladies of the Morning
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Q: What was your last orgy like? A: Not in my universe, you don't.
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Q: So did you just see 'Gilgi'? A: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Pi.
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Q: WOW! I've never seen anyone get so low in Limbo before. Are you okay? A: A cow, choclate syrup, and a 9.0 earthquake.,
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Q: A snowstorm in Brazil. What Happened??? A: Going, Going, Going, ...Still going...
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Q: Where will you least likely find a black man? A: The Amazing, Uncanny, Incredible, Perfectly Ordinary, Average Boy