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Tim

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  1. Q: What does the RIAA say when going after Napster users? A: As long as it doesn't stain.
  2. Q: Why does the court order stopping CAs recall not make sense? A: Send me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses - I need the cheapo labor.
  3. Q: What response do you not want to hear when asking your S.O. for sex? A: Witty reparte and a sledgehammer
  4. Q: How does my 1st tatoo look? A: 287,463 kilomegamicrons
  5. Q: So we have physical evidence, a video of you commiting the crime, and the stolen loot in your possession. Does the Defendant have anything to say that might mitigate the sentence? A; Louie, Louie, Oh Man, I say we gotta go.
  6. Q: Generic Clever question that somehow ties the three generic improbables together. A: No! I said Bud Light.
  7. Q: What plagues do you avoid to stay alive? A: This TV show is so facinating, that I haven't even taken a bathroom break.
  8. Q: How many times have you thrown that rubber banana? A:Giligan Anderson's Island
  9. Q: Can you tell me how old the William sisters are? A: 50 feet of Rope, a Ten foot Pole, and Bread crumbs
  10. Q: How does your fried bread sandwich taste? A: Latex and the horse you rode in on.
  11. My all time favorite Supers module is "Wings of the Valkyrie" My second favorite is "The Great SuperVillian Contest."
  12. Q: What does Sombrero-Man's battle cry translate as? A: Loop the Lupine
  13. Q: Can I have a bite of your Pi? A: Flaming Lester
  14. Q: Why did Vocabulary Man say he fought crime? A: Zodon, VictorVon Fogg, and the Easter Bunny
  15. If his spacer is willing to spend the cash. Have hijm buy a small smuggeling hold on his ship. The hold is built as +3 to concealment rolls, to be seen from outside. And Invisibility to scanners.
  16. I've seen an advantage "Flexible Megascale +1/2) that allows you to adjust the megascale down in Hex size. Don't know how legal it would be though.
  17. If Elle McPherson was in a skintight outfit, she wouldn't need teh mask. NO one would look at her face.
  18. Q: What was the last score in Prison Tag? A: He's the second best at what he does.
  19. Q: How do we get this party started? A; Empires, Kings, and a little blue duck named Wally.
  20. Q: Waht was the scariest home video released in 2001? A:A Cat, A lap, and silk pajamas.
  21. Q: What signs signal that this thread is dying? A: Lucy, I'm Homer.
  22. Tim

    Cat Burglars

    Thank YOu. *takes a bow* Performances erevy evening at 6pm and 2 on sunday.
  23. Tim

    Cat Burglars

    Don't know. I can't claim any credit for the picture. My mom sent it to me after she got it sent to her. (One of those e-mail chains) She knew I'd like it. TimS.
  24. Q: What did the rival reporter say before breaking his hand? A:Lordy How Come
  25. Tim

    PS238 Comic

    That's Zodon! and in number 3 you have the chance to apply to be his minion. And Micheal Stackpole's Revenant makes a cammeo. BTW I follow the comic.
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