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Re: Phone back tracter
I go for Mind Scan cause it depends on the number of minds you're looking through rather than the area. Makes sense for picking one phone out of them all, how hard depends on how many phones not the square miles.
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Re: What happens when a new GM doesn't understand game balance
That sounds completely and utterly like a shizzle GM. Your concept was valid, he signed off on the initial design, and then had the temerity to launch a "vendetta" against you for having made his mooks look bad.Kick him in the bean bag and walk away.
Oh yeah, spare me from vindective GMs.
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Re: shadowcats superhero insanity shop: Justice Laundry Superteam
Bissel Carpet Cleaner. Sold (well' date=' used to be) with the slogan "It beats as it sweeps as it cleans".[/quote']Had to google "bissel". Now I know.
Good joke.
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Re: Answers & Questions
Q: Help! The allosaur bit away half my intestines!
A: He's the one with the gun, sweatheart.
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Re: Phone back tracter
"Keep 'em talking" was true in 50's when it became movie trope.
Weird sort of Mind Scan.
Dang, you guy already got all I had to say.
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Re: Book Recommendation
Wow! 3 books I gotta get.
Cool thread.
Thanks to everyone named a book. 
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Re: Attack of the 150-point Housewife
Did the OP ever write up the 150 pt housewife?
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Re: Cantapole: The Sentient Cantaloupe
Excellent. Totally love this.
Some nitpickings: "Fruit-Wroth Mental Powers" wrath not wroth.
"Features Causes Extreme Deliciousness." hunger not deliciousness. You can't cause deliciousness.
It sounds like you think cantoloupes grow on trees. They grow on vines, near the ground.
Other than those, truely great!
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Re: WWYCD Political chaos!
Important note: you can't be a traitor except during a declared war. Constitution says so.
Celeritius: 1-Get teammate to unbrainwash, announce. 2,3,4-if Dem or Rep announce. If Alliance, let slide till after the election, then tell Congress for 2, not bother for 3, 4.
The Omnimorph: 1-tell everyone. 2, 3-tell Congress, after election (if this guy wins). 4-ignore.
Demandra: Just like Celeritius, only louder.
Grijze Kat: 1-try to talk team into snatching and hiding. 2, 3-announce (she doesn't think misdemeanors are unimportant). 4-ignore.
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Re: Answers & Questions
A: The Mystie-Eyed Marshal.Q:describe the LEO that likes Mystery Sience Theater.
A:Tom Servent.
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Re: Foxbat Went a Courtin'....
Oh my. That's funny as it gets.
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Re: What happens when a new GM doesn't understand game balance
Count yourself lucky. Usually when I hear "The Gm brought in an old PC..." it's the prelude to a long night of the PCs being cheer leaders for the GMPC's exploits.
Oh g** don't remind me! Ick. Ack. Uck.
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Re: shadowcats superhero insanity shop: Justice Laundry Superteam
Bissel: He beats (people up) as he sweeps (his attacks) as he cleans (up this town).What\who??
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Re: shadowcats superhero insanity shop: Justice Laundry Superteam
Brillo is a damage shield brick with an abrasive personality.That works.
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Re: WWYCD: Magic Fishnets?
Celeritius: He's a guy, not into crossdressing, not want to be mistook for a crossdresser. Would try to get team to declare them team property.
The Omnimorph: He (no sex really but prefers "he\him\his") could use when human female shape. would work out how to store\carry.
Demandra: Refuse them. Says doesn't need. To proud to use. Would give to female she thinks needs them most (eg fartherest from combat-monsterhood). Might be accidental insult.
Grijze Kat: Human form needs! (but shy about showing off bod). Human-plus could use, not shy at all. Hybrid form to furry in the legs. Cat form can't wear at all. Experiment to see if they show\hide with switch of form. Normal clothes do, do these?
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Re: shadowcats superhero insanity shop: Justice Laundry Superteam
Urm, urm.
Brillo Pad?
Sorry, I got nothin'.
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Re: More fun with Morty the Incompetent Mugger
Morty the Incompetent Mugger is back in his alley waiting to jump someone. How the little dimwit has managed to avoid getting his third strike and going to prison for good, you're at a loss to fathom...but that's hardly the point.This time Morty has sunk so low as to accost what appears to be some harmless, sweet little old granny (though considering his track record of mugging people he should have left well enough alone, appearances may be decieving). Sure enough, just as Morty waves his gun at her
Celeritius takes the gun from his hand faster than he, or the granny, can see.
Guess I short circited you there.
The rest of my characters aren't that fast. I'll play out the scenarios with them.
and demands she hand over her purse....(roll a d6)
1) ..."Granny" turns out to be an undercover cop in disguise. He immediately subdues and arrests Morty.
The Omnimorph: Grins. Offers to be a witness if the cop wants it.
Demandra: Probably tried her "Intimidation" before realizing what's happening, which might flup things if the cop is affected and Morty isn't.
Grijze Kat: Depends on form. If human or human-plus, just like T.O. If hybrid, hope wasn't seen; will sneak away if can. If cat, saunter on by like she's a completely normal cat.
2) ...Granny chants a bunch of unintellegable syllables, makes some strange gestures, and transforms Morty into a frog! She puts him in a mason jar and stuffs it into her purse.
The Omnimorph: Politely get Granny to change Morty back; preferably at the nearest cop shop so those *****s will get another dose of "THIS is how the world works now, disbelievers!"
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first thing, she'd "Intimidate" Granny into doing the same thing T.O. asked for.
Grijze Kat: Run like hell. She doesn't want to deal with another Shaper.
3) ..."Granny" turns into a hideous giant monster and bites Morty's head off!
The Omnimorph: Try to catch\subdue critter, calling for backup\cops.
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, beat the snot out of the critter, then call the cops.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid or human-plus form, track\delay\distract critter, calling for backup.
4) ...A big, tough, mean-looking character taps Morty on the shoulder, says "Hey jerk, that's my mother you're messing with!", and punches Morty's lights out.
The Omnimorph: Catch\subdue attacker, calling for cops.
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, punch bigguy's lights out, take both to nearest cop shop.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid form, try to take down bigguy, call for cops (maybe backup too).
5) ...With suprising swiftness, Granny kicks Morty in the family jewels and walks casually away as he's lying on the ground, writhing in pain.
The Omnimorph: Politely tell granny she has to go to nearest cop shop, make out a complaint. Let the cops decide if she's being charged (Excessive Use of Force is likely)
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, put Granny in control hold, pick up Morty, get both to nearest cop shop. Be chuckling nastyly about what happened to Morty.
Grijze Kat: While chuckling: In human or human-plus, do like T.O. In hybrid, be a bit intimidating, try to do the same, but be willing to carry Granny and Morty to nearest cop shop. In cat form, get a good look, walk to nearest cop shop, change to human-plus, and tell them what she saw.
6) ...Granny pulls a ridiculously huge handgun from her purse and sticks it right in Morty's face. She demands that he hand over his wallet.
The Omnimorph: Drop her, fast, hard, however it takes. Call the cops to pick them up.
Demandra: "Intimidates" them both, call the cops. If either don't go under, knock 'em out cold.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid form, take Granny out. Call cops, turn over both.
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Re: More fun with Morty the Incompetent Mugger
Morty the Incompetent Mugger is back in his alley waiting to jump someone. How the little dimwit has managed to avoid getting his third strike and going to prison for good, you're at a loss to fathom...but that's hardly the point.This time Morty has sunk so low as to accost what appears to be some harmless, sweet little old granny (though considering his track record of mugging people he should have left well enough alone, appearances may be decieving). Sure enough, just as Morty waves his gun at her
Celeritius takes the gun from his hand faster than he, or the granny, can see.
Guess I short circited you there.
The rest of my characters aren't that fast. I'll play out the scenarios with them.
and demands she hand over her purse....(roll a d6)
1) ..."Granny" turns out to be an undercover cop in disguise. He immediately subdues and arrests Morty.
The Omnimorph: Grins. Offers to be a witness if the cop wants it.
Demandra: Probably tried her "Intimidation" before realizing what's happening, which might flup things if the cop is affected and Morty isn't.
Grijze Kat: Depends on form. If human or human-plus, just like T.O. If hybrid, hope wasn't seen; will sneak away if can. If cat, saunter on by like she's a completely normal cat.
2) ...Granny chants a bunch of unintellegable syllables, makes some strange gestures, and transforms Morty into a frog! She puts him in a mason jar and stuffs it into her purse.
The Omnimorph: Politely get Granny to change Morty back; preferably at the nearest cop shop so those *****s will get another dose of "THIS is how the world works now, disbelievers!"
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first thing, she'd "Intimidate" Granny into doing the same thing T.O. asked for.
Grijze Kat: Run like hell. She doesn't want to deal with another Shaper.
3) ..."Granny" turns into a hideous giant monster and bites Morty's head off!
The Omnimorph: Try to catch\subdue critter, calling for backup\cops.
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, beat the snot out of the critter, then call the cops.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid or human-plus form, track\delay\distract critter, calling for backup.
4) ...A big, tough, mean-looking character taps Morty on the shoulder, says "Hey jerk, that's my mother you're messing with!", and punches Morty's lights out.
The Omnimorph: Catch\subdue attacker, calling for cops.
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, punch bigguy's lights out, take both to nearest cop shop.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid form, try to take down bigguy, call for cops (maybe backup too).
5) ...With suprising swiftness, Granny kicks Morty in the family jewels and walks casually away as he's lying on the ground, writhing in pain.
The Omnimorph: Politely tell granny she has to go to nearest cop shop, make out a complaint. Let the cops decide if she's being charged (Excessive Use of Force is likely)
Demandra: If she didn't "Intimidate" first, put Granny in control hold, pick up Morty, get both to nearest cop shop. Be chuckling nastyly about what happened to Morty.
Grijze Kat: While chuckling: In human or human-plus, do like T.O. In hybrid, be a bit intimidating, try to do the same, but be willing to carry Granny and Morty to nearest cop shop. In cat form, get a good look, walk to nearest cop shop, change to human-plus, and tell them what she saw.
6) ...Granny pulls a ridiculously huge handgun from her purse and sticks it right in Morty's face. She demands that he hand over his wallet.
The Omnimorph: Drop her, fast, hard, however it takes. Call the cops to pick them up.
Demandra: "Intimidates" them both, call the cops. If either don't go under, knock 'em out cold.
Grijze Kat: Go to hybrid form, take Granny out. Call cops, turn over both.
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