Tim Posted January 2, 2005 Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 This is a thread to make up captions for the various pictures in 5ER. Rules: post page number, and your caption. Do not post any copyrighted material. Mine: p.20 : Grond: GROND LIKE SHOW! (applause) GROND LIKE SHOW! Other Hero to Kinetix: (shouting) I Told you we needed to get other seats! p.157: Witchcraft: I knew I shouldn't have stopped fighting to do my Marilyn Monroe impression. p: 170: guy: Why does his entangle special effect have to be his spit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. p: 318 Catman: Isn't Laser Tag fun? Human: Not when using real lasers! p:365 Bike rider: I see London, I see France.... p.440 Harriet Half-Giant: Isn't the snow wonderful?! Max the Dwarf: Grimble,grumble, grumble. p.480: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bblackmoor Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. p.529 "I'm thinking swastikas on the knees, too. What do you think? Too much?" p.527 "Nope, it's not the divorce papers. One more guess, and then I'll give it to you!" p.520 Fung-Li prepares to demonstrate his discipline and mind-body control by kung-fuing his own elbow. p.501 Laser Pointer Man displayes his awesome new outfit. p.492 "Shin guards are one of the most important accessories in a supervillain's wardrobe, because they serve a multitude of functions...", from How To Dress Like A Supervillain p.440 "This sucks. I'm going back to Rivendell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. Page 37 “Because I am a wild anna crazy guy!†Page 55 “Charizard, I choose you!†Page 84 Presenting this years new model, from Uncle Albert’s… Page 123 “Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!†Page 170 “Ugh. Cover your nose when you have to sneeze, man.†Page 313 “Run away!! Run away!!†Page 390 Boot to the head!! Page 451 “You’re under arrest, for having absolutely no HERO books in your gaming library.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. p.313: Dr. Silverback: Excuse me! that's the alarm saying my latest experiment is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. Page 213: "Screw this. I'm going for a swim." Page 230: "Heheh! This is way more fun than tipping 'em over!" Page 261: "Aagh! Just wait until I catch up with that guy who told me smearing honey on my armor would keep it from rusting!" Page 330: (thoughts) "I'd bored. Who'd have thought being King would be so damn boring?" Page 378: (thoughts) "Smoking with no hands is pretty cool, but damn the smoke sure does get in my eyes!" Page 408: "Check out these biceps, kid!" Page 443: "I knew that gigantic stick of bubblegum would come in handy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. Page 459: "...an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended lifeforms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shem_whistler Posted January 3, 2005 Report Share Posted January 3, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. p.58 Step 12 - insert inter-locking flange bolt B into slot Q. Damn it, I don't have an inter-locking flange bolt B. p.68 There was some concern amongst the Oscar judges that John Woo's remake of The Piano would not do so well as the original. p.84 Steve's neighbours were concerned that he was starting to develop Road Rage. p.91 Harry Houdini regretted taking the booking for the Corleone wedding party. p.123 The two horse cart of the apocalypse. p.135 The critics didn't feel that Minions on Ice was up to scratch. p.151 In retrospect the costume made of jam seemed like a bad idea. p.170 Ah c'mon! No one told me that King King had a spandex allergy. p.291 Thank you for purchasing this home manicure kit..... p.330 Ming really hated Flash Gordon's annual vacation. p.335 Bill and Ben really should have put more points into their PER stat. p.365 This '30 mins or its free' promise was really taking its toll on Steve's knees. p.387 Steve racked his brains on a way to get out of the situation whilst keeping his male pride intact. p.544 They were out of parrots, but I got a great deal on this sabret tooth kitten. p.546 Steve wass starting to think that WF; Kitchen utensils was not as useful as it first appeared. p.549 I can see my house from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilFleischmann Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Re: 5ER Picture caption contest. AAAUUUUGHH! I live for this stuff! I do this with all my HERO books! But I don't have 5ER yet! No fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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