[RISKY] How would your character be described by this guy?

[AdamLeisemann]

http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm [WARNING: Not Suitable for the very young or the very mature due to various uses of "adult" humor and profanity. This is Seanbaby, for those that it matters to. This is also about the Superfriends.]

 

I am posting this site because of this question: "What would your character be like according to Seanbaby?"

 

Below are a few rules:

 

1) Although Seanbaby is rather obscene, the hero System Message boards do not appreciate such vulgarity. I will have to ask you all to be less profane. Sure, go into how stupid a character might be, but don't swear like he does.

 

2) Due to the technoligy of the message boards, "illustrative comics" are most likely not possible (your character most likely has no screenshots). You can either use "scripts" for example dialogues, or you can ignore that part of a character rant. Anyone who does manage to create comics that look as though they came from a TV show should be repped.

 

3) You must conclude your character rant with a Super-rating from 0 (the Wonder twins) to 8 (Bizzarro and Superman). In addition, you must give a summary paragraph bringing the whole rant to a close.

[Metaphysician]

Re: [RISKY] How would your character be described by this guy?

 

The problem is, most people don't play in Superfriends style games. Thus, there isn't a quarter the level of stupidity to the character as to the example Superfriends. Seanbaby wouldn't be interested.

[AdamLeisemann]

Re: [RISKY] How would your character be described by this guy?

 

Oh, everybody has their stupid moments. Besides, think of this as a creative challenge; rant about and criticize your character. It's just so easy with the Superfriends because they have so much that's so flagrantly easy to criticize in such a harsh manner. We, however, have to work because our own PCs are naturally better (at least in our minds) than those idiot superfriends.

 

So it's not an impossible task, just a tricky one. And I fully expect you to take your time with your characters. Seanbaby might not be interested, but we're talking not about seanbaby (he inspired the thread, no more), but rather about somebody like seanbaby; a person who will find the stark stupidity in literally any character. And then he mocks the character for the stupidity.

 

If you don't want to take part, don't take part. This is just a fun exercise in seeing the flaws in how a character interacts in your campaign or even in a theoretical campaign. This can especially be fun for more humorously oriented characters or characters that seem to end up in silly situations.

[Blue]

Re: [RISKY] How would your character be described by this guy?

 

Uncle Slam... Aside from an uncanny ability to mimic superman's more fundamental powers (Strength, Flight, Invlunerability), Uncle Slam's primary power would seem to be the ability to keep his hat on no matter how many g-forces he flies at or how hard he's hit. And if solemness were a power he'd be able to crack diamonds with it.

 

Anthem however is more like the girl who wanted to be bucky or robin but didn't have the necessary "part" to attract a male mentor in tights. Her mulitpower seems to consists of an ultra slot for Pluckiness and a couple of variable slots for brains and stubborness. Her primary function in a hero group seems to be to be a diversion so the big guns can do their thing or to act as a shield ("Stand behind my 5'2" frame, Behemoth, I'll protect you.")

 

Audra Blue is the creepy gothic loner chick trapped in the body of a young south american woman. Don't let the lack of pale makeup fool ya. She stays in, hides from the world, searches for information a la Marvel's Sage (though she pre-dates her by 6 years); She's a pinata of iron-ageness, ready to burst all over the other characters.