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Re: Vampires AND disease?

 

to further elaborate

 

1) Maybe HIV is out, but there would still be plenty of diseases that could be caught from dead bodies.

 

 

Note: For me, personally, I've always considered you typical fictional vampires to be somewhere between living and dead, in some way.

 

Hey, buddy, I'll have you know that I'm no typical fictional vampire!

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Re: Vampires AND disease?

 

Yeah, yeah.......dawn already?!

 

*HISSS*

 

 

:rolleyes:

 

Three words: John Carpenter's Vampires.

 

So many scenes were so obviously shot in broad daylight with a bad filtering effect, that its more a question of vampires being viewed through sunglasses than their actually being exposed to sunlight. When you remove the filter... then they burn.

 

"Oh my God! Vampires! We're dead meat!"

 

"Just take off your sunglasses, idiot!"

Sorry. You'd have to have a love of supernally bad horror flicks and a Mystery Science Theater 3000 sense of humor to get that, or find it funny...

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Re: Vampires AND disease?

 

Three words: John Carpenter's Vampires.

 

So many scenes were so obviously shot in broad daylight with a bad filtering effect, that its more a question of vampires being viewed through sunglasses than their actually being exposed to sunlight. When you remove the filter... then they burn.

 

"Oh my God! Vampires! We're dead meat!"

 

"Just take off your sunglasses, idiot!"

Sorry. You'd have to have a love of supernally bad horror flicks and a Mystery Science Theater 3000 sense of humor to get that, or find it funny...

 

 

*badger with sunglasses*

 

Badger: Here vampire, come get me.

 

*Vampire charges badger, badger waits till last possible second....and removes sunglasses*

 

Vampire: (flame bursting) RRROOOOOOORRRRRR

 

:eg:

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