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cranialspasm

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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

     

    "Potato chip? I thought you said 'tomato chip'."

     

    NT: Famous movie lines as delivered by Jar Jar Binks.

     

    "Yousa only thinks meesa guess wrong! That's a-what's so funny! Meesa switch glasses when yousa back turned! Ha ha! Yousa fool! Yousa fall victim to classic blunder - The most a-famous ees "never get involved in a land war in Tatooine" - but only slightly less well-known ees a-this: "Never go 'gainst a Gungan when death eesa on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

  2. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

     

    My First Time Telling in the HERO system was last night!

     

    Cast

    Captain Awesome - a jock with super strength and regenerative properties. Very cheesy. (also my brother)

    the Corrosive Crusader - an acid wielder

    the Invisible Flame - a manipulator of metal. her name was a case of mistaken identity

    InkFury - a melee fighter who pulls weapons from the tattoos on her body

    Mirage - a telepath who has illusion abilities

     

     

    We're going over combat (which I made as an intro to the game, to teach them how to use their powers) in a training room.

     

    the Invisbible Flame: "I turn on my magnetic field."

    Captain Awesome (ooc but in the cheesy CA voice): "Luckily, my 'guns' are fleshy." *kisses his biceps*

    GM (ooc): "Yeah dude. It would be weird that if every time we played, your arms fall off."

    Captain Awesome (ooc): "How funny would that be?"

    GM (ooc): "I'm not letting you buy robotic arms. The ones you have are fine enough."

    Mirage (ooc): "This is seriously like watching their dad talk them out of new TVs."

  3. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life.

     

    Ah yes. I lurved working the Faire. Brings to mind yet another quote I told a friend of mine:

     

    "If you can't get laid working at the RenFaire, you can't get laid."

     

    :snicker:

     

    Yeah, that's one of the few instances where men in tights are sexy... Bring me to a show of "Swan Lake" and I'll try to rinse my eyeballs with rubbing alcohol.

  4. Re: Complicate the Person Above

     

    Deathie Did Dallas

     

     

    (hey, you saw my Ziggy poster mockup?)

     

    Please tell me you did a mock up of Deathie Does Dallas!!!!

     

    Evel Knievel claims to have been the one to attempt a jump across Snake River Canyon, but the man behind the helmet was none other than Bazza.

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