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  1. Musings on Random Musings

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    Are you saying that you can't turn a bag inside out? Or are you saying that a bag of holding is a two-dimensional object?

    I'm saying that the reference Doc made must have been to a bag of holding, not to a portable hole, because portable holes are two-dimensional objects -- like a silk scarf -- and you can't turn two-dimensional objects inside out.

  2. The cranky thread

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    Y'know, given the various goings-on, and Mightybec saying he needed a few of Michelle's very generously-offered M&Ms, maybe it's time I "chipped in" to give him a smile as well (if I can).

     

    Here's to you, MB, and your attempt to cheer me up. :cheers:

     

    I have now changed my title as you suggested -- though if Ben (or anyone) thinks it's inappropriate, I'll change it to something else.

     

    Just in case, 'bec, you might want to "get it while its hot", so to speak! :)

    Hey, Dr. Anomaly -- How's it goin'.

     

    I am not commenting on the appropriateness of your current title, I'm just looking for something you might find a tad more appealing.

     

    How about "Practicing Patience." It shows your mood, your lack of chipperness, and reminds you what is necessary to get through those days when nothing is going right anyway.

     

    Just a thought. Feel free to ignore me. :)

  3. Musings on Random Musings

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    Um' date=' you and Klytus haven't been blessed with children yet, right? Trust me when I tell you that physics and topology are different with kids. :nonp:[/quote']

    Um, we are trying particularly hard to avoid that particular blessing, so you know more than we do (or ever will) about the variances in physics and topology. Um, why are they different?

  4. Musings on Random Musings

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    All the stuff in the bag would fall onto the floor. It's in the books somewhere. Or was that Portable Holes?

     

    Doc

    Um, you can't turn a two-dimensional object inside out. Yes, I know it's only two-dimensional until it's laid flat, but you can't turn it inside out when it's laid flat, because if you pick up one edge it turns two-dimensional again, because it isn't flat. Just trust me on this...

  8. Answers & Questions

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    I interrupt your regularly scheduled hilarity. with this insert of excellent examples of this fine art, sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless, especially as he does not post to this board. Ahem:

     

    Classic examples:

     

    ANSWER: Carnac The Magnificent.

    QUESTION: Who won't be coming down for breakfast anymore?

     

    ANSWER: Gatorade.

    QUESTION: What does an alligator get on welfare?

     

    ANSWER: Bible belt.

    QUESTION: What holds up Oral Roberts' pants?

     

    ANSWER: Milk and honey.

    QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

     

    ANSWER: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.

    QUESTION: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.

     

    ANSWER: Black and white and twenty feet tall.

    QUESTION: Describe Sister Mary Kong.

     

    ANSWER: Ben Gay.

    QUESTION: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?

     

    ANSWER: An unmarried woman.

    QUESTION: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952?

     

    ANSWER: Disjoint.

    QUESTION: What was dat hippie smoking?

     

    ANSWER: The Laughing Policeman.

    QUESTION: What do you call a cop who frisks himself?

     

    ANSWER: Dustin Hoffman.

    QUESTION: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman.

     

    ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

    QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

     

    ANSWER: Old wives tale.

    QUESTION: What do cannibals find hard to digest?

     

    ANSWER: Rub-a-dub-dub.

    QUESTION: What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub?

     

    ANSWER: Shareholder.

    QUESTION: What did Sonny Bono used to be?

     

    ANSWER: Skalliwags.

    QUESTION: What does your skalli do when it's happy?

     

    ANSWER: David Frost.

    QUESTION: On a cold morning what forms on your david?

     

    ANSWER: Head and shoulders.

    QUESTION: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?

     

    ANSWER: Hickory Dickory Dock.

    QUESTION: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?

     

    ANSWER: "Rose Bowl."

    QUESTION: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling alley?

     

    ANSWER: That darn cat.

    QUESTION: Who ruined that darn rug?

     

    ANSWER: High rollers.

    QUESTION: Describe a stoned bowling team.

     

    ANSWER: Gunga din.

    QUESTION: What do you hear when you put an amplifier in your gunga?

     

    ANSWER: "Follow the yellow brick road."

    QUESTION: What are good directions to a urologist's office?

     

    ANSWER: At both ends.

    QUESTION: Where do New Yorkers put their dogs muzzles?

     

    ANSWER: Igloo.

    QUESTION: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off?

     

    ANSWER: R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

    QUESTION: How does a stupid person spell "backgammon"?

     

    ANSWER: Grape Nuts.

    QUESTION: What are Ernest and Julio Gallo?

     

    ANSWER: Supervisor.

    QUESTION: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?

     

    ANSWER: Crabgrass.

    QUESTION: What do crabs get high on?

     

    ANSWER: Shake-N-Bake.

    QUESTION: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering

    Inferno.

     

    ANSWER: Blazing Saddles.

    QUESTION: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?

     

    ANSWER: Flypaper.

    QUESTION: What do you use to gift wrap a zipper?

     

    ANSWER: Deep freeze.

    QUESTION: Name an Eskimo porno film.

     

    ANSWER: Bedbug.

    QUESTION: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?

     

     

    You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled mayhem. Thank you.

  11. Musings on Random Musings

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    Now I'm curious... which one is it? (I just got the latest SCRYE and can always see if it's worth anything)

     

    Michelle

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    Samuraiko

    It says Fissure. That's all it says.

     

    Oh, in teeny tiny little print that I had to take my glasses off to read it says it destroys one monster with the smallest ATK. Prolly not worth much at all.

  12. Musings on Random Musings

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    Well, it seems that next week or so, there's gonna be a pre-release for the next set of Magic cards, which means lots of buyers in one place.

     

    Which hopefully means I can find buyers for MY cards as well... wouldn't that be nice!

     

    Michelle

    aka

    Samuraiko

    ... I have one single Magic card. I found it in the parking lot at work the other day, when I was going home for lunch. I picked it up, but I'm not sure why I kept it ...

  16. Musings on Random Musings

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    Kly went to bed. He is so ill that he didn't want to run a few errands, one of which was picking up the white gold wedding band I bought him to replace the silver one I gave him when we got married. I can now afford the white gold...

     

    I have never seen him so ill that he wanted to go to bed at 7:pm. He says he feels yukki, but I think it may be worse than that. I'll go take his temperature shortly, after the soup and OJ (which was all he wanted for dinner) wear off. I think he has a fever.

     

    If he were up I'm sure he'd answer your question himself, Doc. As it is, I'll let you know it was the two-year contract job. That gives him plenty of cushion to find a permanent job in the mean time.

     

    I just hope he feels more betterer soon.

  17. A Thread for Random Musings

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    Ok, so Zornwill and Court Fool were exchanging pleasantries on a different thread, and I got to wondering: What happens when you give Court Fool rep? I looked, and all you can give him is positive rep. That got me thinking. I mean, if he likes his red dots, is giving him any rep equivalent to giving him negative rep? If so, how has Ben reconciled it with his conscience that no one can ever give him what he would consider positive rep?

     

    This makes my brain hurt. I'm going to work now...

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