Badger

What happens when Edgar RIce Burroughs and Gene Roddenberry gets plastered at the bar and write a story together?
 
 
James T. Kirk of Mars

What happens when Edgar RIce Burroughs and Gene Roddenberry gets plastered at the bar and write a story together?
 
 
James T. Kirk of Mars

Chato's Land of the Lost

Little Mercury plays in the slot.   He is a real burner, well faster than Dispersal.   Only 4"6, he loves going underneath the  larger opponents before blowing by them.   He also prefers to wait till Dispersal and/or Stiff-Arm are getting the attention before becoming the key man to the attack.   ANd the friction of his speed often leaves walls of fire in his wake.

Two sensationalist shows do battle in a battle to the (hopefully) death in...................
 
 
Ancient Aliens vs To Catch a Predator.
 
Chris Hansen vs. Giorgio Tswhathishair in a battle to te death would make everybody (half) happy

Joe DIrt vs. the Volcano

Umm, I think if you made that kids' show you'll end up in my Naked &Afraid in Oz the prison show scenario.
 
 
Anyhoo
 
William Shatner makes a cameo in The Conqueror
 
 
KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!..................KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Umm, I think if you made that kids' show you'll end up in my Naked &Afraid in Oz the prison show scenario.
 
 
Anyhoo
 
William Shatner makes a cameo in The Conqueror
 
 
KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!..................KHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Because it has to be done like it or not
 
What happens when a Discovery Channel film crew goes to Oz (the prison) and gets stuck in the shower area?
 
 
Naked & Afraid
 
Note: Come on, I've wanting to make fun of that stupid Discovery show since forever
 
Hmm, 2 more
 
Naked Time& Dr. Who's Afraid of the Dark Crystal
 
The Naked and the Red Dawn of the Dead & Afraid
 
 
 
And on to another.
 
What happens when a bunch of weird role players race through town?
 
Thhe Fast and the Furry-ous
 
 

Am I the only one envisioning a Katana/Mary Ann catfight?
 
 
 
What?
 
 
Note: Hilarity ensues when Mr. Howell attempts to bribe Shao Kahn AND Raiden

Brotherhood of the Traveling Pants
 
starring Apollo, Brainiac and Porky Pig
 
 
 

Caligula vs. Ghost Rider
 
What happens when Ghost Rider unleashes the Pennance Stare on this guy?
 
".....that sick, twisted bastard seems to be enjoying it!"
 
 

Caligula vs. Ghost Rider
 
What happens when Ghost Rider unleashes the Pennance Stare on this guy?
 
".....that sick, twisted bastard seems to be enjoying it!"
 
 

A member of GI Joe faces off against his synthoid doppleganger in:  Breaker! Breaker!
 
Other movies from GI Joe characters:
 
The Island of Dr. Mindbender
The Perfect Stormshadow
Scrap Iron Giant
 
Snake Eyes Wide Shut
 
and
 
Jimmy Stewart in:
 
Destro Rides Again
 

A member of GI Joe faces off against his synthoid doppleganger in:  Breaker! Breaker!
 
Other movies from GI Joe characters:
 
The Island of Dr. Mindbender
The Perfect Stormshadow
Scrap Iron Giant
 
Snake Eyes Wide Shut
 
and
 
Jimmy Stewart in:
 
Destro Rides Again
 

Why, thanks to the "History" Channel, world history classes will be hell to teach in the future.
 
 
Teacher: .....and so, when Athens......
 
Student:  But, teacher, when do the aliens come in?
 
Teacher:   AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I had another dream where I (sort of) got ran out of a country.
 
Anyway, in this one, we were organizing a resistance against an oppressive regime outside in the neghboring country (that country may have supported it, but they didnt play much of a factor.  Although it seemed more of a medieval-ish setting, we had guns in the setting.  Our resistance group seemed to be forming from the refugee humans, with some bands of orcs, and (somehow) a robot brigade.  When we were nearly ready to go in, we received word that one of our leaders' (seemed to be 8-10 member hierarchy of which I was one that was making the big decisions) sister who had refused to leave, had been captured among others, who were helping funnel volunteers, supplies to us.  Worried about possible torture, he insisted we make our move ASAP.
 
We made it there in several days.  We met some trouble when the lead robots malfunctioned on advance due to some EMP/anti-tech bubble around the capital we were to lay siege. 
 
They sent a delegation to negotiate.  The lead guy I started to respect, and I was considering finding some way to spare him when a sabotage happened.  Negotiations were merely to buy time.  The deledgation somehow managed to get away, except for one.  Angered by this trickery, we mae an example of him, and left (what was left of) him at the gates.  This, too, was part of our enemies' plan as they slaughtered at the same time some of their own civilians within and accused us of sneaking in, mainly to stir the civilians into a frenzy forcing us to have to deal with possibly having to fight them alongside their troops.  Well, on our side, the bloodlust was building to.  All except one guy (my best friend in the ranks), he was trying to keep everything calm.  I wasnt helping him so much, though, as I was angry myself.  But, I stumbled upon a plan:  Send in 9 ninja spy types, mission; find the source of the anti-tech bubble, if possible locate our prisoners.
 
The first part of the plan succeeded, and the source was sabotaged, enabling the ability to send in the robots with the other troops, we attacked.  But, on some big screen, the tyrant announced the torture of our prisoners broadcasting it upon that screen. Whatever the reason I dont know, but it only fueled us.  In fact, until then I was fighting with the ranks armed with a sniper rifle and helping lead the men.
 
The torture caused a snap in me. It was like an angered fueled superpower trigger.  I became stronger and faster. I also shed myself of my rifle, and pulled out my 2 swords.  Chopping through the enemy in my way, like a lawn mower through grass. Civilian or soldier, I was in a berserk fury, so I didnt recognize the difference any longer.  I even felt myself getting shot in the side several times.  But, I wasnt hurt. Strangely, it wasnt because of the superpowers per se.  No armored skin. It was more like, I was so (bleeped) off, that sheer willpower refused me to be allowed to be penetrated by the bullets.  Of course, doing this lead me to be cut off from the main force, as I had plowed through the enemy lines. 
 
Fortunately, by sheer luck, I ran into our spies within (my anger was cooling by this point).  we managed to make our way to the cells, take down the guards, and torturers.  A couple of the spies with some medical knowledge were trying to make the prisoners who had been tortured well enough to travel, while the rest of us were looking for a way to get back to the main force.  Approx. a platoon worth of the enemy just then located us.  Me, the non-medic spies and a couple of the non-tortured prisoners who had taken guards' weapons started to engage when I woke up.
 
 

Well, I had another dream where I (sort of) got ran out of a country.
 
Anyway, in this one, we were organizing a resistance against an oppressive regime outside in the neghboring country (that country may have supported it, but they didnt play much of a factor.  Although it seemed more of a medieval-ish setting, we had guns in the setting.  Our resistance group seemed to be forming from the refugee humans, with some bands of orcs, and (somehow) a robot brigade.  When we were nearly ready to go in, we received word that one of our leaders' (seemed to be 8-10 member hierarchy of which I was one that was making the big decisions) sister who had refused to leave, had been captured among others, who were helping funnel volunteers, supplies to us.  Worried about possible torture, he insisted we make our move ASAP.
 
We made it there in several days.  We met some trouble when the lead robots malfunctioned on advance due to some EMP/anti-tech bubble around the capital we were to lay siege. 
 
They sent a delegation to negotiate.  The lead guy I started to respect, and I was considering finding some way to spare him when a sabotage happened.  Negotiations were merely to buy time.  The deledgation somehow managed to get away, except for one.  Angered by this trickery, we mae an example of him, and left (what was left of) him at the gates.  This, too, was part of our enemies' plan as they slaughtered at the same time some of their own civilians within and accused us of sneaking in, mainly to stir the civilians into a frenzy forcing us to have to deal with possibly having to fight them alongside their troops.  Well, on our side, the bloodlust was building to.  All except one guy (my best friend in the ranks), he was trying to keep everything calm.  I wasnt helping him so much, though, as I was angry myself.  But, I stumbled upon a plan:  Send in 9 ninja spy types, mission; find the source of the anti-tech bubble, if possible locate our prisoners.
 
The first part of the plan succeeded, and the source was sabotaged, enabling the ability to send in the robots with the other troops, we attacked.  But, on some big screen, the tyrant announced the torture of our prisoners broadcasting it upon that screen. Whatever the reason I dont know, but it only fueled us.  In fact, until then I was fighting with the ranks armed with a sniper rifle and helping lead the men.
 
The torture caused a snap in me. It was like an angered fueled superpower trigger.  I became stronger and faster. I also shed myself of my rifle, and pulled out my 2 swords.  Chopping through the enemy in my way, like a lawn mower through grass. Civilian or soldier, I was in a berserk fury, so I didnt recognize the difference any longer.  I even felt myself getting shot in the side several times.  But, I wasnt hurt. Strangely, it wasnt because of the superpowers per se.  No armored skin. It was more like, I was so (bleeped) off, that sheer willpower refused me to be allowed to be penetrated by the bullets.  Of course, doing this lead me to be cut off from the main force, as I had plowed through the enemy lines. 
 
Fortunately, by sheer luck, I ran into our spies within (my anger was cooling by this point).  we managed to make our way to the cells, take down the guards, and torturers.  A couple of the spies with some medical knowledge were trying to make the prisoners who had been tortured well enough to travel, while the rest of us were looking for a way to get back to the main force.  Approx. a platoon worth of the enemy just then located us.  Me, the non-medic spies and a couple of the non-tortured prisoners who had taken guards' weapons started to engage when I woke up.
 
 

Well, I had another dream where I (sort of) got ran out of a country.
 
Anyway, in this one, we were organizing a resistance against an oppressive regime outside in the neghboring country (that country may have supported it, but they didnt play much of a factor.  Although it seemed more of a medieval-ish setting, we had guns in the setting.  Our resistance group seemed to be forming from the refugee humans, with some bands of orcs, and (somehow) a robot brigade.  When we were nearly ready to go in, we received word that one of our leaders' (seemed to be 8-10 member hierarchy of which I was one that was making the big decisions) sister who had refused to leave, had been captured among others, who were helping funnel volunteers, supplies to us.  Worried about possible torture, he insisted we make our move ASAP.
 
We made it there in several days.  We met some trouble when the lead robots malfunctioned on advance due to some EMP/anti-tech bubble around the capital we were to lay siege. 
 
They sent a delegation to negotiate.  The lead guy I started to respect, and I was considering finding some way to spare him when a sabotage happened.  Negotiations were merely to buy time.  The deledgation somehow managed to get away, except for one.  Angered by this trickery, we mae an example of him, and left (what was left of) him at the gates.  This, too, was part of our enemies' plan as they slaughtered at the same time some of their own civilians within and accused us of sneaking in, mainly to stir the civilians into a frenzy forcing us to have to deal with possibly having to fight them alongside their troops.  Well, on our side, the bloodlust was building to.  All except one guy (my best friend in the ranks), he was trying to keep everything calm.  I wasnt helping him so much, though, as I was angry myself.  But, I stumbled upon a plan:  Send in 9 ninja spy types, mission; find the source of the anti-tech bubble, if possible locate our prisoners.
 
The first part of the plan succeeded, and the source was sabotaged, enabling the ability to send in the robots with the other troops, we attacked.  But, on some big screen, the tyrant announced the torture of our prisoners broadcasting it upon that screen. Whatever the reason I dont know, but it only fueled us.  In fact, until then I was fighting with the ranks armed with a sniper rifle and helping lead the men.
 
The torture caused a snap in me. It was like an angered fueled superpower trigger.  I became stronger and faster. I also shed myself of my rifle, and pulled out my 2 swords.  Chopping through the enemy in my way, like a lawn mower through grass. Civilian or soldier, I was in a berserk fury, so I didnt recognize the difference any longer.  I even felt myself getting shot in the side several times.  But, I wasnt hurt. Strangely, it wasnt because of the superpowers per se.  No armored skin. It was more like, I was so (bleeped) off, that sheer willpower refused me to be allowed to be penetrated by the bullets.  Of course, doing this lead me to be cut off from the main force, as I had plowed through the enemy lines. 
 
Fortunately, by sheer luck, I ran into our spies within (my anger was cooling by this point).  we managed to make our way to the cells, take down the guards, and torturers.  A couple of the spies with some medical knowledge were trying to make the prisoners who had been tortured well enough to travel, while the rest of us were looking for a way to get back to the main force.  Approx. a platoon worth of the enemy just then located us.  Me, the non-medic spies and a couple of the non-tortured prisoners who had taken guards' weapons started to engage when I woke up.
 
 

Star Wars with Star Trek.  The main characters of Star Trek take over as the heores in Eps IV-VI
 
 
William Shatner frozen in carbonite.  (this'll mean we end up with Slave Yeoman Rand doesnt it?)
 
With McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a rancor keeper"
 
Note: I'd actually want to see Chekov frozen in carbonite though......and unfrozen......and refrozen.......and reunfrozen........and rerefrozen.......etc.
 
 
2nd Note: Emperor Charlie Evans?  (hopefully not)
 
 
 

Star Wars with Star Trek.  The main characters of Star Trek take over as the heores in Eps IV-VI
 
 
William Shatner frozen in carbonite.  (this'll mean we end up with Slave Yeoman Rand doesnt it?)
 
With McCoy "I'm a doctor, not a rancor keeper"
 
Note: I'd actually want to see Chekov frozen in carbonite though......and unfrozen......and refrozen.......and reunfrozen........and rerefrozen.......etc.
 
 
2nd Note: Emperor Charlie Evans?  (hopefully not)
 
 
 

Pretty much this
 
Note: I apoligize to any real life  tapeworms I offended.

Is it in a town called Willoughby? (see Twilight Zone)
 
 
For mine last night:  Not sure if it was some dystopian America goes to tyranny, some evil world govt end of times thing, or what have you.  But, I seemed to be some 2nd-in-command of some rebel group using advanced underground tunnels as a hidden base in the forest. Leading a small party hunting for food (maybe 6 of us) we encountered 3 of the enemy.   I shot one in the leg personally (capturing him essentially).  One of the others had been killed by another of us.  With one managing to escape with 2 of ours in pursuit.  Woke up before I knew if we caught him.  (note: we also had wives and children to protect in the tunnels so catching the last one was very serious business)

Well, in my dream last night.   I got exiled for some reason.  I ended up recruiting a gang of desert bandits that included a "98-pound" Persian guy who singlehandedly destroyed a Shwarzenegger terminator in unarmed combat. A one-armed French spy-turned comedian (dont ask).  A Japanese biker gang.  One of Destro's ancestors who had succumbed to the temptation of being a vampire.  And for some damn reason, David Hasselhoff. (or a character played by Hasselhoff, I really dont want to know).  I think we were going to go tangle with the Big Bad who did the exiling when I woke up.
 
Note: Well, the handful of those exiled with me were in the gang also.  But, I cant remember anything noteworthy about them.

Well, in my dream last night.   I got exiled for some reason.  I ended up recruiting a gang of desert bandits that included a "98-pound" Persian guy who singlehandedly destroyed a Shwarzenegger terminator in unarmed combat. A one-armed French spy-turned comedian (dont ask).  A Japanese biker gang.  One of Destro's ancestors who had succumbed to the temptation of being a vampire.  And for some damn reason, David Hasselhoff. (or a character played by Hasselhoff, I really dont want to know).  I think we were going to go tangle with the Big Bad who did the exiling when I woke up.
 
Note: Well, the handful of those exiled with me were in the gang also.  But, I cant remember anything noteworthy about them.