Mightybec

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

I just saw the lemonparty pic.

Re: The cranky thread

Lead balloon or did you do something with a fish I don't want to know about

The fish sex incident was just a dirty roumor. Please move along. Nothing to see here.

Re: The cranky thread

Wife: "Honey, what is this one?"

GA: "NO!!! DON'T GO THERE!!!!"

Wife:*Pale, shaking*"Who or what is Mightybec?"

GA:"This was not a good Idea...."

Talk about a Led Zepplin.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

THis is so hypnotizing...

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Wow Kawaii !

 

I'm impressed. I wish I could do that !

*censored perverted comment*

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I knew a girl like that once...

One with a horse face?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Your buddy is being set up for a great punch line.

I have a feeling he's totally gonna get shot down.

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

Quote heard today. "I'm not going to say that the girls were ugly, but one of them looked like Joe Pesci."

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I discovered that a female friend was a virgin today. She's 21, attractive, and likes to drink a bit. She said something about not finding the right guy yet.

Naturally, my buddy is going to try and get in her pants this weekend.

Re: Musings on Random Musings

This is the best job I've had in ten years.

Cool. What is it that you do now?

Re: The cranky thread

I'm cranky because my Evolutionary Genetics Class is evil.

 

Even after spending 23 hours on the take home exam and getting an A I will still have to work my *** off to get a B. Why must every week be a 6 hour problem set of excel programming and 100,000 generation heterozygosity graphing PLUS a paper on a scientific paper that has to be read 3 times and backwards to be understood?

 

This weeks paper....

Inbreeding depression influences lifetime breeding success in a wild population of red deer

 

Trust me, it's even less thrilling to read than it sounds...

Is that the group of protected deer in Arizona who had a population explosion and die off a while back?

Re: The cranky thread

Why is it that the part that hurts the most about giving blood is that finger prick for the iron test?

(Yes, I know all about psychology and biology, so I do know the scientific aspects of it, but I can still be cranky)

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

I used to think that Spam tasted like dog food, but I now realise that it's pretty good when fried and used as a sushi filler.

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Just Like Heaven is a pretty decent date movie. There was a severe lack of dismemberment and explosions though.

Re: Fantasy University Floor Plans

Maybe if it was a case of Psyche Riven' date=' but even still...[/quote']

I was just thinking that a riven with 10 mouths and orifices would make a ton of money pretty quick.

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That was pretty much Keith's reaction too.

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So when are you going to publish this setting?

Right after Khaz opens up his Riven brothel.

Re: Fantasy University Floor Plans

Where's the Morgue?

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

I read 300 pages of The Last Don last night, for a class extra credit quiz that I put off till the last minute. That's a record for me.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

My cat has been keeping me up lately at night. He wants to meow at me for some reason at 2am, and I think he wants to go outside. Can you de-meow a cat?

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Well. Can't have that now, can we?

 

 

 

 

Kidding.

You even caught me off guard.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

The Giants won, I'm eating home made stew, and my son likes fart and booger humor. Live is good.

Re: Musings on Random Musings

Alice is leaking again!

Quick! Cover her in oatmeal!

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I just bit off a fingernail.

 

 

 

PS: Blood tastes salty.

Did you get a fly in your transporter again?

Re: A Thread for Random Musings

If you advertise a pony pic for $5, don't try to hard sell us a $40 package.