Crusader108
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Q: Give an example of the decline in American intelligence. A: Rock salt and Black Pepper
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Q: Describe the prank leading up to Foxbat's 6 month long coma. A: Vaccuum tubes, transistors, punch cards, and magnetic tape.
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Q: Who did you say was your first sexual conquest? A: And the beating will now begin!
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Q: Describe the average fanboy's Saturday night. A: Hobbits, elves, and fangirls.
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Q: So, do you find your new angel duties fulfilling? A: It'll only take 100,000 pounds of chocolate.
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Q:Describe the "unusual" contents of the Evidence Room of Millenium City PD. A: So that's what acrobatics is good for.
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Q: Is it true that you have a bad case of gas while sitting in the bathtub? A: Vanilla Coke and Vanilla Pepsi.
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Q: Describe high school in 10 words or less. A: Blizzards, typhoons, tornadoes, and heatwaves
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Q: Foxbat, you really need to call 1-800 YOUR FREAKING NUTS! A: Sapphire and Witchcraft and a large can of motor oil.
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Q: What is the perfect Christmas gift to get for 1.25 million cats? A: Black, blue, yellow, and green
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Q: Ironclad, how are you planning on stopping Dr. Destroyer? A: Captain America's shield, Iron Man's armor, and Thor's hammer.
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Q: Describe your favorite hunting targets. A: Wolverines, Spartans, and Trojans
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Q: What are the signs of a Renfaire or a revival of The Pirates of Penzance? A: $100,000,000.00
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Q: What is the first question reporters always ask Aquaman? A: I can't do it without a chair.
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Q:What's this little tag on the grenade pin say? A: Uncle Fester and a circular saw
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Q: What is the nickname of both Little Richard and Prince? A: In a bowl of Fruit-Loops? That's sick!
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Q: What is the last act of defiance of Razor Stubble? A: BANG, BANG, BANG, "FREEZE!!!" BANG, BANG, BANG
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Q: What four words in a porno movie have entirely different connotations? A: Is something burning?
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Q: what do two Iraqis say about hiding WMDs? A: Bulletproof glass
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Q: What is the projectile speed of a person's vomit after accidently seeing their grandparent having sex? A: 4 1/2 feet long
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Q: What is the significance of the plaque left on the moon by the Apollo astronauts? A: They're all around us! They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the #$@&%$ walls!!!
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Q: What's the last thing you want to hear coming from the doctor's examination room just prior to getting a physical? A: an average comic book convention.
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Q:Where is the secret location of France's next nuclear weapons test? A: Learning how to fly.
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With the 350 pt wish I would become a hybrid of Superman and Captain America. In these modern times, the world (and the US especially) needs a symbol, an icon to both inspire and motivate us. Do I think that emotionally and psychologically I would make such an icon....I have my doubts but since the wish is mine, so also is the responsibility.
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With the 350 pt wish I would become a hybrid of Superman and Captain America. In these modern times, the world (and the US especially) needs a symbol, an icon to both inspire and motivate us. Do I think that emotionally and psychologically I would make such an icon....I have my doubts but since the wish is mine, so also is the responsibility.