Crusader108

While I enjoy my time as a player, I truly enjoy being a GM. To weave a story with many twists and turns, subplots and moral quandries is an experience that really brings out my best.

Q: Why did Dr Destroyer atomize the Miss America Pagent? A: Hey, everyone! Watch this!!

Q: What did the "Man With No Name" ride through the desert? A: Animal Precinct on Animal Planet

Q: Who're gonna do WHAT to my groin?!?!!!!!!! A: Once in a blue moon

Q: Hey, how did you get that flat stomach? Been working out? A: Sir, your cyanide and sodium pentathol perscriptions are in.

Skyknight was an Air Force fighter jock who ran into trouble for failing to obey an order to saturation bomb an enemy controlled village during the Gulf War in order to prevent the death of the innocent civilians. To make him a villain, change that bit of origin and have him bomb the village...and LIKE IT. He would still recieve the experimental airborne combat suit since his father, General Tasker, was in charge of the project. Instead of suggesting he conduct the suit's field trials as a member of a superhero team, he "arranges" the suit's theft and takes up with VIPER as the supervillain, Strafe, the leader of L.A's Viper Nest airborne division.

Q:What happens when engineers and mathematicians try to make cheesecake in rectangular containers? A: two lovers, a ghost and a dagger

Nah, for all Seeker's flaws (and God knows he had plenty of them) at least he was unique. I've scoured my comic/movie collection searching for another Aussie Ninja (or Martial Artist) for that matter and with the exception of Crocodile Dundee (M.A. Knife fighting....and that's a stretch), Steve Irwin (M.A. Croc Wrestling....even more of a stretch), the thankfully dead Marvel supervillain, the Kangaroo or the badly voiced first attempt at an X-Men cartoon where they tried to give Wolverine an Aussie accent (shudder), Seeker is an "original" (or at least as original as any "Occidental Ninja" can be. You can hardly open a comic today without seeing a "Nighthawk" (ex. Batman, Nightwing, Spawn, Midnighter, Black Rapier, Daredevil, Darkwing Duck, etc.)

....And here I thought I was the only one who owned the series run. It was an...interesting series with some...creative {shudder} characters.

Q: What would you find a Mistress Hilda's House of Pain and Movie Theatre? A: A beach, a beer, and 2 gallons of whipped cream.

Q: Commander Armstrong, can you describe what the moon feels like? A:Another example of great children's programming.

Q: Did French Fry Man identify his assailant? A: A hardcover volume of Shakespeare's works.

Skyknight:Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler Avenger: Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider Emerald Speedster: The Sabre Dance by Gayaneh

Q: Describe the Democratic National Convention in 10 words or less. A: The most hated being on the planet.

Q: What can you buy at the Subwy sandwich shop (spelled incorrectly on purpose) A: "If you only had a brain..."

Q: Describe Martha Stewart in 10 words or less. A:Red, Black, Blue

Rampage? Ransack? Roadblock? Rampart?

Q: What is slightly less exciting than watching paint dry and grass grow? A: Another example of the coming Apocalypse.

Q: How do you get 3 cars to fit into a 2 car garage? A: Pyromania isn't a disease, it's a sickness

I gotta say that my faorite is Day of the Destroyer with Mind Games (the 4th Edition intro to PSI) a very close second.

Q: What is another name for the day Rap music was invented. A: Why is Harry getting hairy?

Q: What is required to remove the bad taste left in the audience's mouth after viewing Gigli ? A: ...And the award for most useless actor/actress goes to....

Q: What novel would James Fennimore Cooper be famous for if he was German? A: Damn, out of order

Q: What religion's doctrine is "Praise the Lord and pass the Particle Beam Cannon"? A: It's the real thing....really.

Q: What do you think your turning? A: Up from the depths, thirty stories high.