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  2. The cranky thread

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    Re: The cranky thread

     

    I spent all day yesterday running errands with the wife.

     

    "My head hurts. Don't park there, park there. I'm a much better driver than you. I have a headache. My foot hurts. Take out the trash. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Make sure you tie the bag tightly. Did you tie the bag tight? (Opens the can to look anyway.) Why do you drink so much soda? My foot hurts. I'm too fat. My hand hurts. My shoulder hurts. I have a headache. My ear hurts. What if I need glasses? What if I get cancer? My head hurts. None of my clothes fit me anymore. We need to exercise more. We need to organize all our finances. We need to get living wills. You should get this new credit card. You don't eat enough fruit. We don't exercise enough. I'm too fat. My head hurts. Help me hang the laundry. I'm too tired to exercise. None of my clothes fit anymore. I have a headache. Let's go to the Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the other Hello Kitty store. Let's go to the Hallmark store. We never have time to exercise. I'm too fat. My head hurts..."

     

    *sigh*

    I left mine, for many reasons, this among them. I don't recommend following my course of action. But, I'm so damn happy I feel pretty guilty about it.

     

    So Damn Happy - Louden Wainwright III

     

    The sad thing is I'm so damn happy

    Who'd blame her if she were to slap me

    The sun should not shine when there's rain

    I should be in a lot more pain

    At least I should feel slightly crappy

    But the sad thing is I'm so damn happy

     

    And the worst thing is it's so much better

    That admission would upset her

    But it's true and it's beyond belief

    What I feel is sheer relief

    I may regret the day I met her

    And the worst thing is it's so much better

     

    It's comic that it's all so tragic

    It's that hum-drum novel old black magic

    Let's have a laugh after we cry

    Let's hope we live before we die

    The silly clown's red nose is runny

    And it's tragic that it's all so funny

     

    It's crucial that it doesn't matter

    Vows of love are idle chatter

    To feel this good has to be bad

    I'm so damn happy that it's sad

    Dear listener would you like to slap me

    And the sad thing is I'm so damn happy

    Yes the sad thing is I'm so damn happy

  21. A Thread for Random Musings

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    Re: A Thread for Random Musings

     

    crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap

     

    A series of bad decisions tends to compound into one bad situation.

     

    I have one of two bad situations, neither of which are horrible just yet. Estimated duration - 5 hours to "so long as you both shall live"...

     

    DON'T ASK. I'm using this the way Midas's barber used a hole in the Earth.

     

    Because, you know, that worked so well for him.

  24. A Thread for Random Musings

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    Re: A Thread for Random Musings

     

    I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

    I keep my eyes wide open all the time

    I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

    Because you're mine, I walk the line

     

    I find it very, very easy to be true

    I find myself alone when each day is through

    Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you

    Because you're mine, I walk the line

     

    As sure as night is dark and day is light

    I keep you on my mind both day and night

    And happiness I've known proves that it's right

    Because you're mine, I walk the line

     

    You've got a way to keep me on your side

    You give me cause for love that I can't hide

    For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide

    Because you're mine, I walk the line

     

    I keep a close watch on this heart of mine

    I keep my eyes wide open all the time

    I keep the ends out for the tie that binds

    Because you're mine, I walk the line

     

    If you look, the man in black doth protest too much. I understand his predicament.

  25. New Character "Strong Guy"

    in Champions

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    Re: New Character "Strong Guy"

     

    Templar - a very moral brick. Priest by day, hero by night. Since I'm not a Catholic, not even a bad one, this is a challenge for me, but I wanted someone who adhered to a strict code of conduct. He's a brick, and a deeply conscientous hero. The trick, I think, is to play it straight. The challenge of course, for any hero or priest, is that we live and play in very morally ambiguous worlds. It's a fun challenge.

     

    If you are doing the Lord's work, and you need to "borrow" a car for some reason, is it really stealing? Probably so. Is it worse to steal than to allow the bad guy to get away with the kidnpped girl?

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